GIRL SPLASH 2025 WILL BE JULY 23-26

 GIRL SPLASH 2024 
SCHEDULE-AT-A-GLANCE

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Note: Events in BLUE CAPS are Don't Miss! GIRL SPLASH SIGNATURE EVENTS

Everyday
10AM-7PM           MUST DO! STOP BY WOMENCRAFTS
Suntime                Lesbian Beach at Herring Cove Beach
11AM-9PM           Eat at BUTCH'S at The Crown & Anchor
Noon-                   Shop at Toys of Eros & The HRC Store
                             Have a drink w/ a view at Harbor Lounge

Wednesday, July 24, 2024
5:30PM                  A Conversation: "The Importance of Sapphic Spaces"  
6:30-8:30PM         GIRL SPLASH WELCOME MEET-UP  
7-8PM                    Poppy Champlin Comedy
8:30PM                  Hey Bitch! A Musical Journey Through Planet Bitch
10PM-Late             Underground Dance Party feat. DJ Sam Sewell

Thursday, July 25, 2024
10AM                    Singles/Solos Breakfast Meet-Up at Bay Cafe
1:30-4:30PM         Let's Go Whale Watching!
4:30-7PM              Solid Gold Tea Dance 
6:15-9:30PM         SUNSET DUNE TOUR w/ BEACH BONFIRE  SOLD OUT    
8:30PM                 Judy Gold Comedy  
8:30PM                 Poppy Champlin Comedy
9:30PM                 Brittany Rolfs & Clint Morris at Crown & Anchor - free event
10PM-Late            Purgatory Dance Party feat. DJ Sam Sewell

Friday, July 26, 2024
9-10:30AM             Seal Walk
10-NOON               Don't miss! GIRL SPLASH SCAVENGER HUNT 
12-4PM                  THE GIRL SPLASH POOL & BEACH PARTY
5:30PM                  Feminist Stoop Readings at Womencrafts
6:30PM                  LET'S EAT TOGETHER! SEAFOOD MEET-UP 
6:30PM                  Zoe Lewis & The Bootleggers - 1 show only!
8:30PM                  Poppy Champlin Comedy
10PM-Late             PEACHES AND PRIDE PARTY  


Saturday, July 27, 2024
10AM                       Pick-up Softball Game at Motta Field
10AM- 4PM             LETS MEET AT THE L BEACH | Herring Cove Beach
6:45-8:45PM            SUNSET SCHOONER SAIL 2 TIX AVAILABLE! 
8:30PM                    Poppy Champlin Comedy
10PM-1AM               MOONLIT POOL & DANCE PARTY

Sunday, July 28, 2024
12:30PM-3PM           Yes, SIR! A Drag King Brunch at Governor Bradfords 
5-6:30PM                  Isle of Klezbos in Concert in Wellfleet
7:30PM                     Be My Baby starring Hillarie Tamar at Crown
8:30PM                     Judy Gold Comedy  

 

SCHEDULE DETAILS

EVERY DAY! 

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HERRING COVE BEACH

at The Cape Cod National Seashore Park
There’s a section of Herring Cove Beach the locals refer to as "Girl Beach".  This is where you'll find other lesbians. 

To get there: Turn left after the ranger station at entrance of the Park, then go to the very end of the parking lot where you will find a path out to the ocean and our section.   

National Park entrance fee is $25 a day per car. You can also bike there or take the shuttle. Anyone 62+ can buy a $20 annual pass good at over 1,000 federal recreation sites. If you are panning to go to the beach more than twice, consider buying an annual pass for $60 if you are under 62. Passes access to any of the six Cape Cod National Seashore beaches.

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STOP BY WOMENCRAFTS!

Womencrafts

10AM-7PM Daily
Womencrafts, 376 Commercial Street


Our favorite and most revered place in town.

Feminist crafts & book store, iconic institution, lesbian landmark, and the heart & soul of Provincetown’s Women’s Community.

Stop by for a free pin, and mention "Girl Splash"
to receive 10% off your purchase!

 

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Eat at Butch's

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One of our own and absolute favs! James Beard award-winning Chef and author Kelly Fields brings a fresh, seasonal menu to the Crown & Anchor this year with the new Butch's. They also the author of The Good Book of Southern Baking (2020). In addition, Kelly has been featured in Saveur, Bon Appétit, National Geographic and Food & Wine, among others. Kelly’s legendary biscuits with all the fixins are now available to order on Goldbelly!
 
Reservations are recommended, and walk-in guests are welcome. Bar seating is available with the full menu. GET IN THERE, BUTCH’S!

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Shop at Toys of Eros & The HRC Store (across the street from one another)

Have a drink w/ a view at magnificent, women-owned Harbor Lounge!

WEDNESDAY, JULY 24, 2024 

 

POSTPONED
A Community Conversation:
"THE IMPORTANCE OF SAPPHIC SPACES"  

5:30PM Provincetown Brewing Co. 141 Bradford Street • Free event

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WELCOME TO GIRL SPLASH
MEET-UP
*A Girl Splash Signature Event         
6:30-8:30PM Provincetown Brewing Co.
141 Bradford Street • Free event
Come meet some of the Girl Splash performers and the other women here for Girl Splash. Bring your friends, and/or make new ones, and help kick off the week.

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HEY BITCH! : A MUSICAL JOURNEY TO PLANET BITCH 💚
1 Night Only!

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BitchBitch is a longstanding queer music icon who Yahoo Entertainment recently called “a feminist force that the world needs now more than ever". Since releasing “Bitchcraft,” her 9th studio album in 2022, she has toured nationally, headlining over 100 shows as well as opening for Indigo Girls and Ani Difranco. Her one woman show where she plays her electric violin “Hey Bitch!” is a funny, upbeat and moving story of how a young quiet girl goes on to name herself Bitch. 


8:30PM  Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street  • $35 Get tickets!

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UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY
feat. DJ Sam Sewell

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10PM-Late  The Underground, 293 Commercial Street • No cover

Dancing, Pool Tables, Ping Pong, Air Hockey, Darts and the FABULOUS DJ Sam Sewell. 


 

Thursday, July 25, 2024

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SINGLES/SOLOS BREAKFAST
MEET-UP

10AM  Bay Cafe, 141 Commercial Street 

If you're single, or just traveling solo, and would like to meet folks to hang out with this week, join us this morning to meet some new people. 

No reservation required; jus show up. Order off the menu.

 

 

 

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1:30PM - Special Girl Splash ticket price $70
Call 1-800-826-9300. Dolphin Fleet Whale Watch
 
“BEST WHALE WATCH: FLUKES DOWN, THE DOLPHIN FLEET.” ~Rolling Stone Magazine
 
People come to Provincetown from all over the globe to go whale watching here. We consider getting up close to whales to be a highlight of life, and the 8th Wonder of the World.  Join us and some of the other women here for Girl Splash on the 1PM trip. 
Call 800-826-9300 to make a reservation for the Thursday, July 25 at 1PM trip and ask for the special Girl Splash rate. Please note: This won't be a Girl Splash only trip, but we'll be together on the boat.
 
 

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SOLID GOLD TEA DANCE

Anytime between 4-7PM:
$10 Cover at the door
The Boatslip, 161 Commercial Street
Please note: This is a mixed event with men & women.
 
 
 
 
A legendary and revered institution for almost 50 years, the fabled Tea Dance at The Boatslip is a
“MUST DO”. 

If you're LGBTQ+ you should experience this at least once in your lifetime! Resident DJ Maryalice will be spinning classic disco and dance music from the 70s and 80s.  The dance floor is inside but open air and there's plenty of gorgeous outdoor, waterfront space to just hang out. Join us for a gay old time! 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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ALL-WOMEN'S SUNSET DUNE TOUR
w/ BEACH BONFIRE

*A Girl Splash Signature Event

 
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6:15-9:30PM   SOLD OUT
“The highlight of our vacation!”  Take our just-us-women, chartered, 4×4 driving tour of the breathtaking dunes of the Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, then watch the sun set over the ocean. Beverages and bites included.             

 

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POPPY CHAMPLIN COMEDY

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8:30PM - GET TICKETS! $35/$45VIP
THE RED ROOM - 258 Commercial Street

Poppy returns to GIRL SPLASH with her newest show "You Can't Stop The Gay". She's one of the quickest witted comedians working either coast today. She erupts onto the stage, fearless, upbeat and energetic spitting out jokes, quips, songs, impressions and even birdcalls. Her television appearances include Showtime, LOGO, Comedy Central, VH-1, HBO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.


“Good stuff, really really really funny....." ~Rosie O’Donnell. 

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COMEDIAN JUDY GOLD IN
"YOUR MOM'S NOT FUNNY"

Judy Gold

 

8:30PM - GET TICKETS! $35/$40 VIP Seating
THE POST OFFICE CABARET

You've seen this hilarious Emmy award winning stand-up comedian on Netlfix, HBO, Comedy Central, and LOGO, and you can see her live this week. Your trip to Provincetown is not complete if you haven't cried hysterically with laughter at Judy's takes on everything from motherhood, her relationship, aging ungracefully, our current unhinged political climate, and of course the LGBTQ+ community. Judy is featured in the new Netflix documentary OUTSTANDING: A Comedy Revolution which chronicles the history of LGBTQ+ stand-up comedy. She is the author of Yes I Can Say That! When They Come For The Comedians, We Are All In Trouble, a critically acclaimed book about free speech and cancel-culture. You might recognize her from her numerous TV appearances including The View and many more. But her favorite place to be is live, onstage in her favorite place on earth making her audience laugh!

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BRITTANY ROLFS & CLINT MORRIS
AT THE PIANO BAR 

 

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9:30PM Free event
Piano Bar @ The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street

"me/she/they" "Im a fucking delight."  ~ Brittany  

 

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PURGATORY DANCE PARTY
feat. DJ SAM SEWELL

 

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10PM-Late Purgatory @ Gifford House,
9 Carver Street • $10 

"Brat summer” is upon us. Confused? It's the phenomenon that has taken over pop listeners since the release of Charli XCX’s album "BRAT" on June 7, which has fans declaring this is a "Brat summer." USA TODAY called the album an embrace of “a hot-mess pop star aesthetic, prioritizing club culture at its core but still offering introspective lyrics on aging, womanhood, grief and anxiety.” That's a good starting place to understanding what this trend, and tonight's party with DJ Sam Sewell, is all about -- dancing, unabashedly of course, to Charlie XCX, Billie Eilish, Chappel Roan and all things Brat Girl Summer.

 

FRIDAY, JULY 26, 2024

SEAL WALK

9-10:30AM • Requested donation: $10.  Click here to register.

Gray seals and harbor seals can often be seen resting on local beaches at areas called “haul-outs.” Join Center for Coastal Studies educators for a hike to search for seals in Truro and learn more about the role these animals play in Cape Co'd's coastal ecosystem. The walk begins at High Head in Truro in the parking lot off High Head Road at head of bike trail. 

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*A Girl Splash Signature Event

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10AM-Noon GET TICKETS! 
$20 in advance; $25 at the door: $100 in advance for a team of up to 7 people; $125 at the door
Meet at 12:45PM at WayDownTown, 265 Commercial Street (across from Town Hall

Do you love the Amazing Race? Join with friends - old and new - on a fun and fabulous trip through Provincetown. Drink, eat, and take pictures of Ptown's famous landmarks -- landmarks, sites, restaurants, sites, and landmarks. This race will keep you moving, thinking, and laughing all the way through town!  Compete in groups of 5-7. Come solo or as a team! The winning team wins a Prize. Don't miss this super fun event! 

 

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*A Girl Splash Signature Event

THE GIRL SPLASH POOL PARTY  

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Noon - 4PM • $25 General Admission in advance/$30 at the door  / VIP $50 
GET TICKETS!

The Crown & Anchor Pool & Beach Club 
247 Commercial Street 

The Crown & Anchor welcomes the women of Girl Splash to their Beach Club!

The day will be non-stop fun including music with DJ Lizzy Pitch, beautiful water views, a poolside bar, OLIVIA TRAVEL POOL GAMES, beach volley ball and lots of fabulous women and bois. Burgers, Turkey Burgers and Hot Dogs will be available from the Pool Grill. Please note: No outside food or drink allowed per law.

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FRONT STOOP FEMINIST READINGS


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5:30PM 
Womencrafts, 376 Commercial Street • Free event

Bring a poem, a short passage from a classic, or work of your own to share... or pick something from Womencrafts' collection. Or just come to listen and be with community.

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     LET'S EAT TOGETHER! SEAFOOD MEET-UP


Lukes Lobster


6:30PM
  Luke's Lobster, 317 Commercial Street 

Let's fill up this waterfront deck up with us! 

Meet and eat with fellow Girl Splashers at the renowned Luke's Lobster, a restaurant known for serving only sustainably sourced seafood. Their menu offers coastal fish shack classics such as Lobster, Clam, or Shrimp rolls, fried seafood like Whole Belly Clams and Popcorn Shrimp, New England Clam Chowder, Lobster Bisque, and local favorites like Linguica Rolls, Chicken Tenders, Maine Potato Fries, and more. 


Order off the menu. The restaurant requests that we give them a head count, so please let us know you'll be joining us by RSVPING here

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 1920's PETIT SPEAKEASY

w/ ZOE LEWIS AND THE BOOTLEGGERS
 

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6:30PM - GET TICKETS! $35/$45 VIP Seating

THE RED ROOM - 336 Commercial Street

Back at the Red Room where it all began! Please join us for a scintillating show full of prohibition era hot jazz, bath tub gin, saucy sailors, tons of debonaire crooners, fit flappers, feathers and the Gorgeous Cigarette Girl. Let's celebrate with wild, gay abandon! It's the cat's meow! Go and join them for this hugely popular summer spectacular!

 

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POPPY CHAMPLIN COMEDY SHOW

Poppy_Champlin_Girl-Splash_Provincetown8:30PM - GET TICKETS! $35/$45VIP

THE RED ROOM - 258 Commercial Street

Poppy returns to GIRL SPLASH with her newest show "You Can't Stop The Gay"! She's one of the quickest witted comedians working either coast today. She erupts onto the stage, fearless, upbeat and energetic spitting out jokes, quips, songs, impressions and even birdcalls. Her television appearances include Showtime, LOGO, Comedy Central, VH-1, HBO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.

“Good stuff, really really really funny....."                             ~Rosie O’Donnell 

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PEACHES AND PRIDE PARTY

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10PM-1AM $15 in advance GET TICKETS!
THE RED ROOM - 258 Commercial Street

Don't miss! DJ Madison Orange has been sparking fire from the dance floor to the decks for over a decade. She first pioneered the integration of LED and Fire props while GoGo dancing. GoGo Hoop Dance, LLC is now a premiere LA entertainment dance company with global renown. Madison Orange brings that same spirit of innovation and experience to her music. As an open format DJ she crosses genres and brings the party from the clubs of Hollywood to the playa of Burning Man and now back to Ptown. She currently works for FireLane Radio curating the best mix of dance music and EDM daily on 97.1hd3. Her passion for music, entertainment prowess and love of performance makes Madison Orange a quintessential Party Rock DJ

SATURDAY, JULY 27, 2024

PICK-UP SOFTBALL GAME 

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10AM - Noon  
Motta Field, 25 Winslow Street • Free event

This game is for those who played in high school years ago, play competitively now, or who always wanted to try. Everyone is welcome regardless of skill. We will attempt to form fair teams based on honest self-assessments. Our intention is fun and camaraderie! Bring your glove, cleats, and any equipment you may have. Some supplies from Provincetown’s Recreation Department will be available so all can play. Fans are encouraged.

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LET'S MEET AT THE L BEACH!

10AM-4PM    

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HERRING COVE BEACH PROVINCETOWN

at The Cape Cod National Seashore Park
There’s a section of Herring Cove Beach the locals refer to as "Girl Beach".  This is where you'll find us. 

National Park entrance fee is $25 a day per car (up to 4 passengers). You can also bike there or take the shuttle. ($15 per person).

Anyone 62+ can buy a $20 annual pass good at over 1,000 federal recreation sites for the year. Passes also access to any of the six Cape Cod National Seashore beaches.

To get by car or bike: Turn LEFT after the Ranger Station at entrance of the Park, then go to the very end of the parking lot where you will find a path out to the ocean and our section. 

To get there by Shuttle: “THE SHUTTLE” runs every 20 minutes seven days a week, beginning at 7am to 12:45am

The Shuttle travels to and from MacMillan Pier, down Bradford Street to HERRING COVE BEACH and a loop around town.

Passengers may board the Shuttle at any of the scheduled bus stops or they may flag the bus down anywhere along the bus route!

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ALL-WOMEN'S SUNSET SCHOONER SAIL


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SIP | SAIL | SAVOR
*A Girl Splash Signature Event

6:45-8:45PM 2 TIXS AVAILABLE!
BUY TIX!

What could be better than a sun set sail with a schooner full of just women?!

Join us, the wonderful women of Girl Splash, and the captain and crew of the Bay Lady II, for a two-hour memorable sail across Provincetown Harbor into Cape Cod Bay. Watch the sunset over the water.  Refreshments provided.

 

 

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POPPY CHAMPLIN COMEDY SHOW

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8:30PM - GET TICKETS! $35/$45VIP
THE RED ROOM - 258 Commercial Street

Poppy returns to GIRL SPLASH with her newest show "You Can't Stop The Gay". She's one of the quickest witted comedians working either coast today. She erupts onto the stage, fearless, upbeat and energetic spitting out jokes, quips, songs, impressions and even birdcalls. Her television appearances include Showtime, LOGO, Comedy Central, VH-1, HBO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.

“Good stuff, really really really funny....." ~Rosie O’Donnell. 



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MOONLIT POOL & BEACH PARTY

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10PM-1AM POOLSIDE @ THE CROWN & ANCHOR 
247 Commercial Street 
Buy Tickets!: $20 in advance
Pool Party or Club Night Attire!
 
Back by popular demand!!! The **MOONLIT LGBTQ+ POOL & DANCE PARTY**! 

With the Crown & Anchor providing the perfect waterfront setting, get ready for an unforgettable evening of frolicking in the pool at night and/or dancing poolside!!  

DJ Rockaway from San Francisco & New York will be spinning, ensuring non-stop grooves to keep us dancing, and swimming under the stars!

Don't miss out on this incredible event! Put on your bathing suit or dancing shoes, and join us for an unforgettable night! Cant wait to see you there!!
 
 

SUNDAY, JULY 28, 2024

YES SIR! A DRAG KING BRUNCH 

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12:30-3PM. GOVERNOR BRADFORDS, 312 Commercial Street

Now in its SECOND iteration, SIR! A Drag King Brunch aims to shed light and honor the great tradition of Drag Kings! Featuring a stellar lineup of Provincetown locals.
Food seatings are 12pm and 12:30 with a 1pm showtime. Get show tix now before they sell out!

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ISLE OF KLEZBOS IN CONCERT

"Quartet special" for Cape Cod tour

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5:30-7PM Get tickets! $25
WELLFLEET PRESERVATION HALL
335 MAIN STREET IN THE TOWN OF WELLFLEET

This sextet approaches Yiddish musical traditions with loving irreverence and profound respect. Their latest album Yiddish Silver Screen (Zilberne Kino) celebrates the band's 25th 'silver' anniversary as well as reawakened repertoire inspired by forgotten vintage film soundtracks. Performing neo-folkloric tunes, re-grooved standards, and genre-transcending originals, the ensemble's gorgeous arrangements range from rambunctious to swinging to ethereal. Isle of Klezbos has been seen and heard on HBO, NPR, CBS Sunday Morning, PBS and “The L Word.”

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HILARIE TAMAR in BE MY BABY

Hilarie Tamar

7:30PM GET TICKETS! $25/$35
Cabaret at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Prepare to be transported to the 60s with all your favorite songs from the revolutionary Girl Groups of the time. With themes of love and relationships, Hilarie ushers in an upbeat environment where folks can sing a long to all the hits of The Supremes, The Ronettes and more. Get ready for big hair and mod fashion designed and created by Hilarie herself! Her larger than life vocals, her heartfelt message and her disco tiled back up singers promise Be My Baby as a can’t miss show this season!

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COMEDIAN JUDY GOLD IN
"YOUR MOM'S NOT FUNNY"

Judy Gold

8:30PM - GET TICKETS! $35/$40 VIP 
POST OFFICE CABARET, 303 Commercial Street

You've seen this hilarious Emmy award winning stand-up comedian on Netlfix, HBO, Comedy Central, and LOGO, and you can see her live this week. Your trip to Provincetown is not complete if you haven't cried hysterically with laughter at Judy's takes on everything from motherhood, her relationship, aging ungracefully, our current unhinged political climate, and of course the LGBTQ+ community. Judy is featured in the new Netflix documentary OUTSTANDING: A Comedy Revolution which chronicles the history of LGBTQ+ stand-up comedy. She is the author of Yes I Can Say That! When They Come For The Comedians, We Are All In Trouble, a critically acclaimed book about free speech and cancel-culture. You might recognize her from her numerous TV appearances including The View and many more. But her favorite place to be is live, onstage in her favorite place on earth making her audience laugh!