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WEDNESDAY, JULY 23, 2026
GIRL SPLASH SCHEDULE 2026
READ THE SCHEDULE AT A GLANCE. THEN, SCROLL DOWN FOR DETAILS & TICKET LINKS
Note as of 7/20: Maybe a little more still to be added!
ANYTHING IN BOLD CAPS ARE NOT-TO-BE-MISSED GIRL SPLASH SIGNATURE EVENTS
*LET US KNOW YOU'LL BE JOINING US AT GIRL SPLASH BY RSVPING HERE!
Everyday Stop by Womencrafts, The HRC store, Toys of Eros & The Nut House
Early-Bird Tuesday, July 21, 2026
7PM Speakeasy night w/ Zoë Lewis & the Bootleggers | Red Room
Wednesday, July 22
6:30-8:30PM GIRL SPLASH WELCOME BEACH BONFIRE
9-11PM GIRL SPLASH OPENING NIGHT PIANO BAR WELCOME
Thursday, July 23
9:30-11AM Singles/Solos Breakfast Meet-Up
1:30-4:30PM Let's Go Whale Watching!
2-3PM Toys of Eros Workshop w/ Sheba
4-7PM Solid Gold Tea Dance
9PM Foxy: A Queer Cabaret Show
10PM Judy Gold Comedy
10-1 Party: Hilarie’s Secret
Friday, July 24
9-10:45AM ☕🤝🌈 GIRL SPLASH COMMUNITY BREAKFAST
12-4PM THE GIRL SPLASH POOL & BEACH PARTY🔥 SELLING HOT
2-3PM Toys of Eros Workshop w/ Sheba
5PM Poppy Champlin Comedy Show
5:30PM Feminist Stoop Readings at Womencrafts
6PM Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy
6-9PM SUNSET DUNE TOUR W/ BEACH BONFIRE 🔥 A FEW LEFT!
6-9PM Babes & Bois X Piquette Wine Bar Pop-Up
9PM GIRL SPLASH IDOL CONTEST + CRAVE: DANCE PARTY TO FOLLOW @10:15
Saturday, July 25
10AM- 4PM 🌊 LET'S MEET AT THE L BEACH @ Herring Cove Beach
10-11AM Girl Splash Connection Circle
2-5PM DYKE, DOCK, DUNK (TANK)
2-3PM Toys of Eros Workshop w/ Sheba
5PM Poppy Champlin Comedy Show
5:30PM VEXED: Broadway-inspired Parody Musical
6PM Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy
6:30-8:30PM ALL-WOMEN’S SUNSET SCHOONER SAIL Sold out
9PM-1AM MOONLIT POOL & DANCE PARTY 🔥 SELLING HOT
Sunday, July 26
3PM VEXED: Broadway-inspired Parody Musical
5PM Poppy Champlin Comedy Show
6PM Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy
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GIRL SPLASH WELCOME BONFIRE AT THE BEACH
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
6:30-8:30PM Location: Herring Cove Beach • Free event
Start your week with a sunset over the ocean! Join us for a gorgeous gathering filled with ocean breezes, firelight, and fellow Girl Splashers. A beach bonfire is always magical. This'll be the perfect way to meet new people, connect, and kick off your vacation with our Girl Splash community.
Please note: Once you enter Herring Cove and have passed the ranger hut, go to the right side parking lot. 1/4 of the way down you'll see a car with a Girl Splash banner. Take that blue walkway to the beach. BYOBeverages and anything else you might you enjoy.
Sponsored by Toys of Eros
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GIRL SPLASH PIANO BAR WELCOME
w/ TORI MACCLAIN
9-11PM Location: Love Lounge at The Gifford House • Free Event
Tori McClain & Chris Grasso. The sensational duo of Tori McClain & Chris Grasso brings powerhouse vocals and piano brilliance to a night celebrating women.
Thursday, July 23, 2026
SINGLES & SOLOS BREAKFAST MEET-UP
9–11AM | SAPPHIC SINGLE MINGLE & SOLO TRAVELERS BREAKFAST MEET-UP
Bay Cafe 177 Commercial St (Free event; breakfast and coffee available for purchase.)
Join us for a morning dedicated exclusively to our single and solo travelers. This is your time to kick off the weekend, share travel tips, and find your crew. Our meet-and-greet icebreaker games begin at 9:30 AM to help you get connected.
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LET'S GO WHALE WATCHING!
Call 1-800-826-9300. Dolphin Fleet Whale Watch
Call 800-826-9300 to make a reservation for the Thursday, July 23 at 1:30PM trip and ask for the special Girl Splash rate. Please note: This won't be a Girl Splash only trip, but we'll be together on the boat.
TOYS OF EROS WKSHOP W/ SHEBA
2-3PM • GETTING OUT THE K!NKS!
Gifford House | 9 Carver Street • Free event Reserve a spot
Curious about k!nk? Whether you're brand new or looking to expand your knowledge, this workshop covers the basics! Education Series w/ Sheba
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SOLID GOLD TEA DANCE
$10 Cover at the door
If you're LGBTQ+ you should experience this at least once in your lifetime! Resident DJ Maryalice will be spinning classic disco and dance music from the 70s and 80s. The dance floor is inside but open air and there's plenty of gorgeous outdoor, waterfront space to just hang out. Join us for a gay old time!
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COMEDIAN JUDY GOLD
10PM - GET TICKETS! $35/$45 VIP Seating
THE POST OFFICE CABARET, 303 Commercial Street
CALL OF JUDY is what happens when great comedy collides with free speech, democracy, relationships, raising kids, life, death, and the 24/7 dumpster fire we call the news cycle. You’re not just watching, you’re enlisted!
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FOXY: A QUEER CABARET
9-10PM GET TICKETS
Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street • $30/$35
Hosted by Kristen Becker, FOXY is a showcase of the original artists who make Provincetown what it is: beautifully weird.
Expect a cavalcade of hilariously sexy, thought-provoking, gender-bending artists, with a rotating cast of legends and surprise special guests bringing a high-energy lineup that changes every week.
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PARTY
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10PM $10 at the door
Grotto Bar, downstairs of Local 186
186 Commercial Street
FRIDAY, JULY 24, 2026
JOIN US!
GIRL SPLASH COMMUNITY BREAKFAST
9–10:45AM | All-you-can-eat Breakfast Buffet for $23! plus tax & tip.
Beverages seperate.
Bay Cafe, 177 Commercial St. Must be seated by 9:45am; event ends promptly at 10:45.
Come one; Come all; Everyone please join us!
Let's fill the restaurant with L's! Whether you're here with friends, flying solo, attending your first Girl Splash, or returning for your tenth, join us for our Community Breakfast Meet-Up as we bring the Girl Splash community together over coffee, conversation, and new connections. It's also a wonderful opportunity to meet some of this week's performers, local women, and activity leaders.
Singles & Solos: We'll have tables just for you, so come find your group and say hello!
Our fun meet-and-greet icebreaker games begin at 9:30 AM, making it super easy to meet new people, make new friends, and BE TOGETHER as a community.
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THE GIRL SPLASH POOL PARTY
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
Noon - 4PM • $25 General Admission in advance/$30 at the door
Get Tickets now!
The Crown & Anchor Pool & Beach Club, 247 Commercial Street
The Crown & Anchor welcomes the women of Girl Splash to their Beach Club!
The day will be non-stop fun including music with DJ Lizzy Pitch, beautiful water views, a poolside bar, pool games, beach volley ball and lots of fabulous women and bois. Food will be available for purchase from the Pool Grill. Please note: No outside food or drink allowed per law.
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TOYS OF EROS WKSHOPS W/ SHEBA
2-3PM Gifford House | 9 Carver Street • Free event Find out more & Reserve a spot
Two Workshops: "Being of Service" and "Own Your Moan" w/ Sheba, the Intimacy Coach presented by Toys of Eros
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POPPY CHAMPLIN COMEDY SHOW
5PM - GET TICKETS! $35/$45VIP
THE RED ROOM - 258 Commercial St.
Poppy returns to GIRL SPLASH with her latest show. She's one of the quickest witted comedians working either coast today. She erupts onto the stage, fearless, upbeat and energetic spitting out jokes, quips, songs, impressions and even birdcalls. Her television appearances include Showtime, LOGO, Comedy Central, VH-1, HBO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.
“Good stuff, really really really funny....." ~Rosie O’Donnell
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FRONT STOOP FEMINIST READINGS
5:30PM - Womencrafts, 376 Commercial Street • Free event
Bring a poem, a short passage from a classic, or work of your own to share... or pick something from Womencrafts' collection. Or just come to listen and be with community.
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ALL-WOMEN'S SUNSET DUNE TOUR
w/ BEACH BONFIRE
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
6-9:30PM Get tickets! “The highlight of our vacation!”
Experience one of Provincetown's most magical summer evenings!
Reserved exclusively for Girl Splash guests, this privately chartered dune tour takes us through the breathtaking dunes of the Cape Cod National Seashore before arriving at the beach just in time to watch the sun set over the ocean. As twilight settles in, we'll gather around a crackling bonfire to enjoy bites and beverages, toast marshmallows for s'mores, and raise a celebratory toast under the stars.
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SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER COMEDY
6PM - GET TICKETS! $40/$50VIP
THE RED ROOM - 258 Commercial St.
Comedy icon and LGBTQ+ trailblazer, Suzanne Westenhofer, brings her fearless, unscripted comedy to GIRL SPLASH. The first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO special and the first to appear on Late Night with David Letterman, she has spent decades breaking barriers while keeping audiences laughing. From helping redefine lesbian visibility on national television in the early 1990s to celebrating how far we've come, her honesty, courage and razor-sharp wit have made her a comedy legend. No two shows are ever the same.
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BABES & BOIS X PIQUETTE WINE BAR POP-UP
6-9P
M | Stop by the Ali Gray Gallery (338 Commercial Street)
Shes/Theys/Thems and everyone
in-between….celebrate Girl Splash with Babes & Bois during Provincetown's Gallery Stroll! They’ll be pouring FREE wine.
Enjoy several hand picked selections poured by local Babes & Bois event producer and wine nerd Carmen da Silva in support their events for the “queer and sapphically-inclined”…
All tips will be donated to support Babes & Bois events, including their upcoming Carnival Pool Party on August 19th at Seaglass Inn!
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CRAVE: PARTY
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
9PM Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
SATURDAY, JULY 25, 2026
LET'S MEET AT THE L BEACH!
10AM-3PM HERRING COVE BEACH PROVINCETOWN
at The Cape Cod National Seashore Park
There’s a section of Herring Cove Beach the locals refer to as "Girl Beach". This is where you'll find us.
See directions below.
National Park entrance fee is $25 a day per car (up to 4 passengers). You can also bike there or take the shuttle. ($15 per person).
Anyone 62+ can buy a $20 annual pass good at over 1,000 federal recreation sites for the year. Passes also access to any of the six Cape Cod National Seashore beaches.
To get there by car or bike: Turn LEFT after the Ranger Station at entrance of the Park, then go to the very end of the parking lot where you will find a path out to the ocean and our section.
To get there by Shuttle: “THE SHUTTLE” runs every 20 minutes seven days a week, beginning at 7am to 12:45am
The Shuttle travels to and from MacMillan Pier, down Bradford Street to HERRING COVE BEACH and a loop around town.
Passengers may board the Shuttle at any of the scheduled bus stops or they may flag the bus down anywhere along the bus route!
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GIRL SPLASH CONNECTION CIRCLE
10-11AM • Free Event
Cabaret Room at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Connection Circle of care and emotional support where we wish to create a safe space to share and connect. Whether you’re alone, single, newly lesbian, seeking new friends, or just curious about this circle, we welcome you!
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DYKE, DOCK, DUNK (TANK)!
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2-5PM • CROWN & ANCHOR COURTYARD, 247 COMMERCIAL STREET
Stop by and have some fun, fun, fun to raise funds for Summer of Sass.
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TOYS OF EROS WKSHOP W/ SHEBA
2-3PM • GUIDE TO LOVING CURVY WOMXN presented by Toys of Eros
Gifford House | 9 Carver Street • Free event Reserve a spot
An empowering workshop exploring confidence, communication, body appreciation, and creating deeper connections with curvy partners.
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POPPY CHAMPLIN COMEDY
5PM - GET TICKETS! $35/$45VIP
THE RED ROOM - 258 Commercial St.
Poppy returns to GIRL SPLASH with her latest show. She's one of the quickest witted comedians working either coast today. She erupts onto the stage, fearless, upbeat and energetic spitting out jokes, quips, songs, impressions and even birdcalls. Her television appearances include Showtime, LOGO, Comedy Central, VH-1, HBO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.
“Good stuff, really really really funny....." ~Rosie O’Donnell
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VEXED
A Wickedly Funny Broadway-Inspired Parody Musical
5:30PM | Get tixs! $40, $50,$75
PILGRIM HOUSE - 336 Commercial Street
Written, produced, and starring Tori McClain, VEXED is a glittering, camp-filled reimagining of the untold story of two witches whose greatest magic is yet to be revealed. Featuring reimagined songs, queer celebration, heartfelt ballads, and Broadway-inspired fun, VEXED promises to enchant longtime fans of Oz while casting a brand-new spell on anyone who has ever yearned for love without limits.
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SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER COMEDY
6PM - GET TICKETS! $40/$50VIP
THE RED ROOM - 258 Commercial St.
Comedy icon and LGBTQ+ trailblazer, Suzanne Westenhofer, brings her fearless, unscripted comedy to GIRL SPLASH. The first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO special and the first to appear on Late Night with David Letterman, she has spent decades breaking barriers while keeping audiences laughing. From helping redefine lesbian visibility on national television in the early 1990s to celebrating how far we've come, her honesty, courage and razor-sharp wit have made her a comedy legend. No two shows are ever the same.
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ALL-WOMEN'S SUNSET SCHOONER SAIL
SIP | SAIL | SAVOR
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
6:30-8:30PM Sold out
What could be better than a sun set sail with a schooner full of just women?!
Join us, the wonderful women of Girl Splash, and the captain and crew of the Bay Lady II, for a two-hour memorable sail across Provincetown Harbor into Cape Cod Bay. Watch the sunset over the water. Refreshments provided.
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MOONLIT POOL & DANCE PARTY
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
9PM-Close POOLSIDE @ THE CROWN & ANCHOR
247 Commercial Street
$20 in advance; $25 at the door GET TICKETS!
With the Crown & Anchor providing the perfect waterfront setting, get ready for an unforgettable evening of frolicking in the pool at night and/or dancing poolside!!
DJ Rockaway from San Francisco & New York will be spinning, ensuring non-stop grooves to keep us dancing, and swimming under the stars!
Don't miss out on this incredible event! Put on your bathing suit or dancing shoes, and join us for an unforgettable night! Cant wait to see you there!!