PLEASE NOTE:
THE GIRL SPLASH 2023 SCHEDULE WILL BE AVAILABLE June 7, 2023
In the meantime, scroll down to see last year's schedule to get an idea of what to expect.
GIRL SPLASH 2022 EVENTS SCHEDULE-AT-A-GLANCE
Everday
Suntime Lesbian Beach at Herring Cove Beach
Wednesday, July 20, 2022
5:30-6:30PM Comedian Poppy Champlin - One Night only!
6:30PM Zoe Lewis & The Souvenirs
7-8:30PM The Lady Hamlet play - Sold out
8:30PM GIRL SPLASH WELCOME MEET-UP
Thursday, July 21, 2022
11AM Provincetown Trolley Tour
1-4PM Let's Go Whale Watching!
4-6:30PM Solid Gold Tea Dance
5:30-6:30PM The band BETTY
6PM Anne Steele in Concert - One Night Only!
7-8:30PM THE LADY HAMLET play - Sold out
10-1AM BOXX
Friday, July 22, 2022
11AM-4PM POOL PARTY
5:30PM The band BETTY
6PM All-Women's Sunset Dune Tour - Sold out
6-7PM Bitchcraft: starring BITCH
8:30PM Poppy Champlin Pop up
9PM Zoe Lewis & The Souvenirs Show
9:30-1AM FLASH FRIDAY PARTY
Saturday, July 23, 2022
1-3PM PTOWN SCAVENGER HUNT - Sold out
5:30PM The band BETTY
6:45PM ALL-WOMEN'S SUNSET SCHOONER SAIL - Sold out
9PM Go Party with SISTER FUNK!
Sunday, July 24, 2022
4-7PM Dyke Dock Party: Squirt
4 & 6:30 The Love Of The Nightingale
8:30PM Whitney: The Music Of Whitney Houston with Sheree & Mike
EVERY DAY!
HERRING COVE BEACH
At The Cape Cod National Seashore Park
National Park entrance fee is $25 a day per car. You can also bike there or take the shuttle.
There’s a section of Herring Cove Beach where you'll find other lesbians. To get there, turn left at the ranger station at entrance of the Park, go to the very end of the parking lot where you will find a path out to the ocean and our section.
WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, 2022
COMEDIAN POPPY CHAMPLIN
5:30PM - GET TICKETS! $25
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street
Poppy Champlin is crazy funny. Her up beat energetic show gets you laughing and keeps you there. It is a 55 minute roller coaster ride of stand-up comedy with a few songs mixed in to keep it light. If you like to laugh – this is the show. As seen on Showtime, Comedy Central, LOGO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.“Good stuff, really really really funny”.....Rosie O’Donnell.
THE LADY HAMLET-WORLD PREMIERE!
DO NOT MISS!
"SIDE-SPLITTINGLY FUNNY!"
7-8:30PM: $30 special discounted price for Girl Splashers by calling the Box Office at 508-487-7487
or online and using the discount code SPLASH22
PROVINCETOWN THEATER, 238 Bradford Street
A dazzling new play by the acclaimed novelist, LGBTQ historian and playwright Sarah Schulman. The Lady Hamlet is a whip-smart, sidesplittingly funny, costume comedy set in 1920s New York City. A fast-paced, farce that is thought-provoking and brimming with ideas about how women are perceived (on stage and in the world), what they are allowed to do and who decides, lesbian relationships and societal taboos. The Lady Hamlet watches a duel of two divas engage in a war of wits that leaves their colleagues and lovers caught in the crossfire of a fierce battle to see who will be the first – and best! – female Hamlet on Broadway. Don't miss it!
Masks and proof of vaccination required.
ZOE LEWIS & THE SOUVENIRS SHOW
Farland at The Beach, Herring Cover Beach - go left at Park entrance
One of Zoe's favorite gigs of the year! It'll be a spectacular evening of Live Music, Food, Drink, and a Campfire on the Beach. Performing with Zoe Lewis will be Roxanne Layton on recorder, Mike Flanagan on sax, Cliff Letsche on bass, Kareem Sanjaghi on drums and a few more surprises.
WELCOME TO GIRL SPLASH MEET-UP
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
8:30PM Free Admission; Cash Bar/Food available for purchase
Location: The Post Office, 303 Commercial Street
Come meet some of the Girl Splash performers, the Girl Splash organizer, and the other women here for Girl Splash. Bring your friends, and/or make new ones and help kick off the week. The band, BETTY and Poppy Champlin will be joining us!
Thursday, July 21, 2022
PROVINCETOWN TROLLEY TOUR
11AM GET TICKETS IN ADVANCE! $29
Board Trolley in front of Town Hall
If you've never been to Provincetown - or even if you have - hop aboard for this fun, informative, comprehensive, 40-minute trolley tour of Provincetown and its environs.
Narrated by our friend - the illustrious Char Priolo of The Fabulous Dkyetones band - you'll learn about the history of the Provincetown, it's architecture, environmental habitat, distinction as the oldest, continuous art colony in America, plus some of its LGBTQ history and more. The tour will take you off of Commercial Street and into areas you may not normally see.
Please note: This tour is available every day, multiple times a day. If you'd like to go with other Girl Splashers and Char as our guide, choose Thursday July 21 at 11AM when booking.
LET'S GO WHALE WATCHING!
Call 1-800-826-9300. Dolphin Fleet Whale Watch
Call 800-826-9300 to make a reservation for the Thursday, July 21 at 1PM trip and ask for the special Girl Splash rate. Please note this won't be a Girl Splash only trip, but we'll be together on the boat.
SOLID GOLD TEA DANCE
BETTY in Concert
5:30PM GET TICKETS! $35
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street
Don't miss the long-time indie pop trio BETTY -- Alyson Palmer (vocals, bass, guitar) and sisters Elizabeth Ziff (vocals, guitar, electronic programming) and Amy Ziff (vocals and cello). Their legendary live shows mix music, performance art, politics and comedy. More than a band, BETTY uses music to channel their passion for fairness and equality. From the beginning, they’ve lent their voices to causes they fight for, their talent in collaboration with other artists of every medium, and their time in support of women and girls, worldwide. See them up close and have fun with them this week!
ANNE STEELE - One night only!
The Song Remembers When
6-7PM GET TICKETS!: $35
The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
THE LADY HAMLET- WORLD PREMIERE!
DO NOT MISS!
7PM $30 special discounted price for Girl Splashers by calling the Box Office at 508-487-7487
or online and using the discount code SPLASH22
PROVINCETOWN THEATER, 238 Bradford Street
GO WITH US to see the world premiere of a dazzling new
play by the acclaimed novelist, LGBTQ historian and playwright Sarah Schulman. The Lady Hamlet is a whip-smart, sidesplittingly funny, costume comedy set in 1920s New York City. A fast-paced, farce that is thought-provoking and brimming with ideas about how women are perceived (on stage and in the world), what they are allowed to do and who decides, lesbian relationships and societal taboos. The Lady Hamlet watches a duel of two divas engage in a war of wits that leaves their colleagues and lovers caught in the crossfire of a fierce battle to see who will be the first – and best! – female Hamlet on Broadway. Don't miss it! Masks and proof of vaccination required.
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BOXX PARTY
10PM-1AM • No cover
The Underground, 293 Commercial Street
Like a bunch of lesbians having a party in their dad's basement ... w/ lesbian DJ Lizzy Pitch and a pool table.
FRIDAY, JULY 22, 2022
POOL PARTY BOXX
11AM - 5PM • Free admission this year!
The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Though not essential, we'd appreciate knowing you're planning to join us by RSVPing here.
The new owners of The Crown & Anchor welcome the women of Girl Splash to their newly renovated Pool area!
The day will be non-stop fun including music, 2 DJS, beautiful water views, a poolside bar, a concession grill for food, POOL GAMES with Poppy Champlin, and lots of fabulous women. Arrive early to snag for a lounge chair!
BETTY in Concert
5:30-6:30PM GET TICKETS! $35
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street
Don't miss the long-time indie pop trio BETTY -- Alyson Palmer (vocals, bass, guitar) and sisters Elizabeth Ziff (vocals, guitar, electronic programming) and Amy Ziff (vocals and cello). Their legendary live shows mix music, performance art, politics and comedy. More than a band, BETTY uses music to channel their passion for fairness and equality. From the beginning, they’ve lent their voices to causes they fight for, their talent in collaboration with other artists of every medium, and their time in support of women and girls, worldwide. See them up close and have fun with them this week!
ALL_WOMEN'S SUNSET DUNE TOUR
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
“The highlight of our vacation!” Take our just-us-women, chartered, 4×4 driving tour of the breathtaking dunes of the Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, then watch the sun set over the ocean. Beverages and lite bites served.
BITCHCRAFT: HOW BITCH BECAME BITCH STARRING BITCH
Wave at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
COMEDIAN POPPY CHAMPLIN POP UP!
8:30PM • Complimentary admission - good tips suggested ; )
Waydowntown, 257 Commercial Street
Poppy Champlin pops back up for Girl Splash! She's crazy funny, and her upbeat energetic show gets you laughing and keeps you there. It is a 55 minute roller coaster ride of stand-up comedy with a few songs mixed in to keep it light. If you like to laugh – this is the show. As seen on Showtime, Comedy Central, LOGO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.“Good stuff, really really really funny”.....Rosie O’Donnell.
ZOE LEWIS & THE SOUVENIRS SHOW
The Club, 193 Commercial Street
FLASH FRIDAY
9:30 Cocktails at JDS; 10:30 dancing • No cover
JDs & Club Euro, 258 Commercial Street
SATURDAY, JULY 23, 2022
PROVINCETOWN SCAVENGER HUNT
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
11AM-1PM(ish) GET TICKETS!
$20 in advance; $25 at the door: $100 in advance for a team of up to 7 people; $125 at the door
Would you like really know Ptown? Do you love the Amazing Race? Join with friends - old and new - on a fun and fabulous trip through Provincetown. Drink, eat, and take pictures at Ptown's famous bars, restaurants, and landmarks. This race will keep you moving, thinking, and laughing all the way down Commercial Street. Compete in groups of 5-7. Come solo or as a team! Each team chooses a captain and a recorder. Winning team wins a Prize. Don't miss this fun event!
BETTY in Concert
5:30-6:30PM GET TICKETS! $35
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street
Don't miss the long-time indie pop trio BETTY -- Alyson Palmer (vocals, bass, guitar) and sisters Elizabeth Ziff (vocals, guitar, electronic programming) and Amy Ziff (vocals and cello). Their legendary live shows mix music, performance art, politics and comedy. More than a band, BETTY uses music to channel their passion for fairness and equality. From the beginning, they’ve lent their voices to causes they fight for, their talent in collaboration with other artists of every medium, and their time in support of women and girls, worldwide. See them up close and have fun with them this week!
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ALL-WOMEN'S SUNSET SCHOONER
SIP | SAIL | SAVOR
*A Girl Splash Signature Event
6:45-8:45PM - SOLD OUT
What could be better than a sun set sail with a schooner full of just women?!
Join us, the wonderful women of Girl Splash, and the captain and crew of the Bay Lady II, for a two-hour memorable sail across Provincetown Harbor into Cape Cod Bay. Watch the sunset over the water. Adult refreshments provided.
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COME PARTY WITH SISTER FUNK!
9PM • NO COVER | Tips appreciated!
WAYDOWNTOWN, 257 Commercial Street
Come party with Sister Funk -- the hardest working all-female, groove rock band with decades of live performance experience. They headline clubs and have warmed up national acts like: Foreigner, Melissa Etheridge and ZZ Top and have 4 full length CDs under their sassy belts. We'll also be raising money to Save Womencrafts - the oldest lesbian bookstore in the country located right here in Ptown.
SUNDAY, JULY 24, 2022
DYKE DOCK: SQUIRT
4-7PM $7 cover
PROVINCETOWN BREWERY, 141 Bradford Street
DYKE DOCK: SQUIRT is here for Girl Splash! Hosted by Kristen Becker, Anne Attalia with DJ @ktextinction. There'll be dancing, games, raffles and a special Dunk-a-Dyke Dunk Tank to benefit WomenCrafts! And, you can win 2 tix to see Ani DiFranco in Truro on July 29 and other great prizes!
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THE LOVE OF THE NIGHTINGALE
by Timberlake Wertenbaker produced by Campfire Quorum
4pm & 6:30pm • Get tickets
performed at Crown & Anchor Beach AND Herring Cove South Beach
This second production from new theatre company, Campfire Quorum, presents a modern retelling of an ancient Greek tragedy, staged on the beaches of Cape Cod.
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1920's PETIT SPEAKEASY w/ ZOE LEWIS AND THE BOOTLEGGERS
6PM - GET TICKETS! $30
PILGRIM HOUSE - 336 Commercial Street
We’re coming out of the Depression so let’s celebrate with gay abandon, 1920s style! Prohibition-era jazz, guest crooners, saucy sailors, fit flappers, debonaire gents, and the Gorgeous Cigarette Girl. Go and join them for this hugely popular summer spectacular!
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WHITNEY: THE MUSIC OF WHITNEY HOUSTON with Sheree & Mike
8:30PM GET TICKETS! $35
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street
