PLEASE NOTE:

-SATURDAY NIGHT PARTY w/ SISTERFUNK 9PM at Waydowntown, 265 Commercial Street

- The CDC urges caution on new COVID variants, and recommends masking when indoors. Some events have specific COVID protocols and are listed in the event description.

- Text or call 508-246-2082, if you have any questions about the schedule or anything else.

- Scroll down passed the "Schedule-At-A-Glance" for event descriptions and ticket links.
 

GIRL SPLASH 2022 EVENTS SCHEDULE-AT-A-GLANCE

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Suntime                Lesbian Beach at Herring Cove Beach

Wednesday, July 20, 2022
5:30-6:30PM        Comedian Poppy Champlin - One Night only!
6:30PM                 Zoe Lewis & The Souvenirs  
7-8:30PM             The Lady Hamlet play - Sold out
8:30PM                 GIRL SPLASH WELCOME MEET-UP 

Thursday, July 21, 2022
11AM                 Provincetown Trolley Tour
1-4PM                Let's Go Whale Watching!
4-6:30PM           Solid Gold Tea Dance 
5:30-6:30PM      The band BETTY 
6PM                    Anne Steele in Concert - One Night Only!
7-8:30PM           THE LADY HAMLET play - Sold out
10-1AM              BOXX 

Friday, July 22, 2022
11AM-4PM          POOL PARTY  
5:30PM               The band BETTY
6PM                    All-Women's Sunset Dune Tour - Sold out
6-7PM                 Bitchcraft: starring BITCH
8:30PM               Poppy Champlin Pop up

9PM                    Zoe Lewis & The Souvenirs Show
9:30-1AM            FLASH FRIDAY PARTY


Saturday, July 23, 2022
1-3PM                 PTOWN SCAVENGER HUNT - Sold out
5:30PM               The band BETTY  
6:45PM               ALL-WOMEN'S SUNSET SCHOONER SAIL - Sold out
9PM                    Go Party with SISTER FUNK!

Sunday, July 24, 2022
4-7PM                  Dyke Dock Party: Squirt
4 & 6:30                  The Love Of The Nightingale
8:30PM                Whitney: The Music Of Whitney Houston with Sheree & Mike

 

EVERY DAY! 

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HERRING COVE BEACH

At The Cape Cod National Seashore Park
National Park entrance fee is $25 a day per car.  You can also bike there or take the shuttle.

There’s a section of Herring Cove Beach where you'll find other lesbians.  To get there, turn left at the ranger station at entrance of the Park, go to the very end of the parking lot where you will find a path out to the ocean and our section.   

 

 

 

 



WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, 2022

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COMEDIAN POPPY CHAMPLIN  

5:30PM - GET TICKETS! $25

Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street 

Poppy Champlin is crazy funny. Her up beat energetic show gets you laughing and keeps you there. It is a 55 minute roller coaster ride of stand-up comedy with a few songs mixed in to keep it light. If you like to laugh – this is the show. As seen on Showtime, Comedy Central, LOGO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.“Good stuff, really really really funny”.....Rosie O’Donnell. 

 

 

The-Lady_HamletTHE LADY HAMLET-WORLD PREMIERE!

DO NOT MISS!  
"SIDE-SPLITTINGLY FUNNY!"

7-8:30PM: $30 special discounted price for Girl Splashers by calling the Box Office at 508-487-7487
or online and using the discount code SPLASH22


PROVINCETOWN THEATER, 238 Bradford Street

A dazzling new play by the acclaimed novelist, LGBTQ historian and playwright Sarah Schulman. The Lady Hamlet is a whip-smart, sidesplittingly funny, costume comedy set in 1920s New York City. A fast-paced, farce that is thought-provoking and brimming with ideas about how women are perceived (on stage and in the world), what they are allowed to do and who decides, lesbian relationships and societal taboos. The Lady Hamlet watches a duel of two divas engage in a war of wits that leaves their colleagues and lovers caught in the crossfire of a fierce battle to see who will be the first – and best! – female Hamlet on Broadway. Don't miss it!
Masks and proof of vaccination required.

 

ZOE LEWIS & THE SOUVENIRS SHOW

6:30PMFree admission Food & Drink available for purchase
Farland at The Beach, Herring Cover Beach - go left at Park entrance

One of Zoe's favorite gigs of the year!  It'll be a spectacular evening of Live Music, Food, Drink, and a Campfire on the Beach. Performing with Zoe Lewis will be Roxanne Layton on recorder, Mike Flanagan on sax, Cliff Letsche on bass, Kareem Sanjaghi on drums and a few more surprises.
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WELCOME TO GIRL SPLASH MEET-UP
*A Girl Splash Signature Event   

8:30PM  Free Admission; Cash Bar/Food available for purchase
Location: The Post Office, 303 Commercial Street               

Come meet some of the Girl Splash performers, the Girl Splash organizer, and the other women here for Girl Splash. Bring your friends, and/or make new ones and help kick off the week.    The band, BETTY and Poppy Champlin will be joining us!
 

 

 

Thursday, July 21, 2022

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PROVINCETOWN TROLLEY TOUR       

11AM  GET TICKETS IN ADVANCE! $29
Board Trolley in front of Town Hall
 
If you've never been to Provincetown - or even if you have - hop aboard for this fun, informative, comprehensive, 40-minute trolley tour of Provincetown and its environs. 

Narrated by our friend - the illustrious Char Priolo of The Fabulous Dkyetones band - you'll learn about the history of the Provincetown, it's architecture, environmental habitat, distinction as the oldest, continuous art colony in America, plus some of its LGBTQ history and more. The tour will take you off of Commercial Street and into areas you may not normally see.

Please note: This tour is available every day, multiple times a day. If you'd like to go with other Girl Splashers and Char as our guide, choose Thursday July 21 at 11AM when booking. 

 

 

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LET'S GO WHALE WATCHING!

1PM - Special Girl Splash ticket price $65
Call 1-800-826-9300. Dolphin Fleet Whale Watch
 
“BEST WHALE WATCH: FLUKES DOWN, THE DOLPHIN FLEET.” -Rolling Stone Magazine
 
People come to Provincetown from all over the globe to go whale watching here. We consider getting up close to whales to be a highlight of life, and the 8th Wonder of the World.  Join us and some of the other women here for Girl Splash on the 1PM trip. 
Call 800-826-9300 to make a reservation for the Thursday, July 21 at 1PM trip and ask for the special Girl Splash rate. Please note this won't be a Girl Splash only trip, but we'll be together on the boat.
 

                                                                                                                         

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SOLID GOLD TEA DANCE

Anytime between 4-7PM: $10 Cover at the door
The Boatslip, 161 Commercial Street
Please note: This is a mixed event with men & women.
 
A legendary and revered institution for almost 50 years, the fabled Tea Dance with DJ Resident DJ Maryalice at The Boatslip is a “must do”.  If you're LGBTQ+ you should experience this at least once in your lifetime. Dance floor is inside but there's also plenty of open air outdoor, waterfront space to hang out.

 

THE BAND, BETTY

BETTY in Concert

5:30PM GET TICKETS! $35

Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street 

Don't miss the long-time indie pop trio BETTY -- Alyson Palmer (vocals, bass, guitar) and sisters Elizabeth Ziff (vocals, guitar, electronic programming) and Amy Ziff (vocals and cello). Their legendary live shows mix music, performance art, politics and comedy. More than a band, BETTY uses music to channel their passion for fairness and equality. From the beginning, they’ve lent their voices to causes they fight for, their talent in collaboration with other artists of every medium, and their time in support of women and girls, worldwide. See them up close and have fun with them this week!

                                                                               

 

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ANNE STEELE - One night only!
The Song Remembers When 

6-7PM  GET TICKETS!: $35   
The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

Anne Steele, multi-award-winning singer/ songwriter and recording artist, is thrilled to return to The Crown and Anchor and Provincetown with her new show, The Song Remembers When. You know how sometimes when you hear a song it instantly takes you to a memory? Take a trip with Anne through the stories of her life and the songs that have affected her in a deeply personal show filled with good times and bad, laughs and maybe even some tears. It’s all about the journey through music. William TN Hall will be on the piano and together they will take you on a fantastic ride in this ONE NIGHT ONLY event! All guests must show proof of vaccination upon arrivaL



 
  

THE LADY HAMLET- WORLD PREMIERE!The-Lady_HamletDO NOT MISS!

7PM $30 special discounted price for Girl Splashers by calling the Box Office at 508-487-7487
or online and using the discount code SPLASH22


PROVINCETOWN THEATER, 238 Bradford Street

GO WITH US to see the world premiere of a dazzling new
play by the acclaimed novelist, LGBTQ historian and playwright Sarah Schulman. The Lady Hamlet is a whip-smart, sidesplittingly funny, costume comedy set in 1920s New York City. A fast-paced, farce that is thought-provoking and brimming with ideas about how women are perceived (on stage and in the world), what they are allowed to do and who decides, lesbian relationships and societal taboos. The Lady Hamlet watches a duel of two divas engage in a war of wits that leaves their colleagues and lovers caught in the crossfire of a fierce battle to see who will be the first – and best! – female Hamlet on Broadway. Don't miss it! Masks and proof of vaccination required.

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BOXX PARTY

10PM-1AM • No cover
The Underground, 293 Commercial Street

Like a bunch of lesbians having a party in their dad's basement ... w/ lesbian DJ Lizzy Pitch and a pool table.

 

FRIDAY, JULY 22, 2022

IMG_6617-1POOL PARTY BOXX

11AM - 5PM • Free admission this year!
The Crown & Anchor,
247 Commercial Street 
Though not essential, we'd appreciate knowing you're planning to join us by
RSVPing 
here.

The new owners of The Crown & Anchor welcome the women of Girl Splash to their newly renovated Pool area!

The day will be non-stop fun including music, 2 DJS, beautiful water views, a poolside bar, a concession grill for food, POOL GAMES with Poppy Champlin, and lots of fabulous women. Arrive early to snag for a lounge chair!

 

 

 

THE BAND, BETTY

BETTY in Concert

5:30-6:30PM GET TICKETS! $35
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street 

Don't miss the long-time indie pop trio BETTY -- Alyson Palmer (vocals, bass, guitar) and sisters Elizabeth Ziff (vocals, guitar, electronic programming) and Amy Ziff (vocals and cello). Their legendary live shows mix music, performance art, politics and comedy. More than a band, BETTY uses music to channel their passion for fairness and equality. From the beginning, they’ve lent their voices to causes they fight for, their talent in collaboration with other artists of every medium, and their time in support of women and girls, worldwide. See them up close and have fun with them this week!

 

 

dune_tour_ALL_WOMEN'S SUNSET DUNE TOUR  
 *A Girl Splash Signature Event

6-8:30PMish GET TICKETS • $75 - SOLD OUT  

“The highlight of our vacation!”  Take our just-us-women, chartered, 4×4 driving tour of the breathtaking dunes of the Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, then watch the sun set over the ocean. Beverages and lite bites served.
 
 
 
 
 
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BITCHCRAFT: HOW BITCH BECAME BITCH STARRING BITCH

6-7PMGet Tickets $35
Wave at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
All Guests must show proof of vaccination upon arrival
 
 
 
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COMEDIAN POPPY CHAMPLIN POP UP!

8:30PM • Complimentary admission - good tips suggested ; )
Waydowntown
, 257 Commercial Street 

Poppy Champlin pops back up for Girl Splash! She's crazy funny, and her upbeat energetic show gets you laughing and keeps you there. It is a 55 minute roller coaster ride of stand-up comedy with a few songs mixed in to keep it light. If you like to laugh – this is the show. As seen on Showtime, Comedy Central, LOGO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.“Good stuff, really really really funny”.....Rosie O’Donnell. 

 
 
 

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ZOE LEWIS & THE SOUVENIRS SHOW

9-10:30PM • No Cover
The Club, 193 Commercial Street

Zoe’s original fun and energetic sound - along a whole band of Souvenirs - play vintage jazz, gypsy swing, and world beat grooves right next to the beautiful Cape Cod bay. With Liam Hogg on drums, Ron Siegel on bass, Roxanne Layton on recorder & lots of surprise guests!
 
THE CLUB has solidified itself as great place to catch world-class jazz & jazz-influenced entertainment. The Club also serves brunch/lunch & dinner daily. Interested in dinner and a show? Reserve a slot after 8PM.  THE CLUB won Cape Cod Life magazine's Gold for Best of Cape Cod Music/Nightlife and a Silver medal for best Cocktails! Bar open until 1AM.
 

FLASH FRIDAY
9:30 Cocktails at JDS; 10:30 dancing • No cover
JDs & Club Euro, 258 Commercial Street

 

 


SATURDAY, JULY 23, 2022

 

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PROVINCETOWN SCAVENGER HUNT 
 *A Girl Splash Signature Event

11AM-1PM(ish) GET TICKETS! 
$20 in advance; $25 at the door: $100 in advance for a team of up to 7 people; $125 at the door

Would you like really know Ptown?  Do you love the Amazing Race? Join with friends - old and new - on a fun and fabulous trip through Provincetown.  Drink, eat, and take pictures at Ptown's famous bars, restaurants, and landmarks.  This race will keep you moving, thinking, and laughing all the way down Commercial Street.  Compete in groups of 5-7.  Come solo or as a team!  Each team chooses a captain and a recorder.        Winning team wins a Prize.  Don't miss this fun event! 

                                                                                               

                   

THE BAND, BETTY

BETTY in Concert

5:30-6:30PM GET TICKETS! $35
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street 

Don't miss the long-time indie pop trio BETTY -- Alyson Palmer (vocals, bass, guitar) and sisters Elizabeth Ziff (vocals, guitar, electronic programming) and Amy Ziff (vocals and cello). Their legendary live shows mix music, performance art, politics and comedy. More than a band, BETTY uses music to channel their passion for fairness and equality. From the beginning, they’ve lent their voices to causes they fight for, their talent in collaboration with other artists of every medium, and their time in support of women and girls, worldwide. See them up close and have fun with them this week!

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SIP | SAIL | SAVOR
*A Girl Splash Signature Event

6:45-8:45PM - SOLD OUT

What could be better than a sun set sail with a schooner full of just women?!

Join us, the wonderful women of Girl Splash, and the captain and crew of the Bay Lady II, for a two-hour memorable sail across Provincetown Harbor into Cape Cod Bay. Watch the sunset over the water. Adult refreshments provided.

 

 

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COME PARTY WITH SISTER FUNK!

9PM • NO COVER | Tips appreciated! 
WAYDOWNTOWN, 257 Commercial Street

Come party with Sister Funk -- the hardest working all-female, groove rock band with decades of live performance experience. They headline clubs and have warmed up national acts like: Foreigner, Melissa Etheridge and ZZ Top and have 4 full length CDs under their sassy belts. We'll also be raising money to Save Womencrafts - the oldest lesbian bookstore in the country located right here in Ptown.

 


SUNDAY, JULY 24, 2022

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DYKE DOCK: SQUIRT

4-7PM $7 cover
PROVINCETOWN BREWERY, 141 Bradford Street

DYKE DOCK: SQUIRT is here for Girl Splash! Hosted by Kristen Becker, Anne Attalia with DJ @ktextinction. There'll be dancing, games, raffles and a special Dunk-a-Dyke Dunk Tank to benefit WomenCrafts! And, you can win 2 tix to see Ani DiFranco in Truro on July 29 and other great prizes!

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THE LOVE OF THE NIGHTINGALE
by Timberlake Wertenbaker produced by Campfire Quorum

4pm & 6:30pm • Get tickets 
performed at Crown & Anchor Beach AND Herring Cove South Beach

This second production from new theatre company, Campfire Quorum, presents a modern retelling of an ancient Greek tragedy, staged on the beaches of Cape Cod.

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1920's PETIT SPEAKEASY w/ ZOE LEWIS AND THE BOOTLEGGERS

6PM - GET TICKETS! $30

PILGRIM HOUSE - 336 Commercial Street

We’re coming out of the Depression so let’s celebrate with gay abandon, 1920s style! Prohibition-era jazz, guest crooners, saucy sailors, fit flappers, debonaire gents, and the Gorgeous Cigarette Girl. Go and join them for this hugely popular summer spectacular!

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WHITNEY: THE MUSIC OF WHITNEY HOUSTON with Sheree & Mike

8:30PM GET TICKETS $35

Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street  

Whitney: The Music of Whitney Houston returns for its second season. Mike Flanagan (MikeMRF) and Sheree Marcelle tribute the diva herself by taking the audience through their favorite Whitney songs. From 80s hits, to her soundtrack work, to her R&B run, Mike and Sheree perform her music with full band. Mike music directs the arrangements on keyboard and saxophone and is joined by Cliff Letsche on bass and Christian McCarthey on drums. Sheree Marcelle delivers the vocals to pay homage as Whitney is one of her biggest influences.
 
 
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