2019 Girl Splash Schedule AT A GLANCE
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Monday, July 22, 2019
6PM Poppy Champlin Comedy Show
8PM Lucie Arnaz Show
Tuesday, July 23
5:30PM Julie Wheeler Show
6-9:30PM Sunset Dune Tour & Beach Bonfire -Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
8PM Lillias White in Concert
8:30PM 1920's Speakeasy with Zoe Lewis & the Bootleggers
Wednesday, July 24
5:30-6:30PM Vickie Shaw Comedy Show
6:30-8PM Don't Miss! - Girl Splash “IDOL"
8:30PM Summer Garden Party -Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
Thursday, July 25
11AM Provincetown Scavenger Hunt
2-3PM SPEED BOAT RIDE!
3:30-5PM Craft Cider Tasting -Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
5:30-6:30PM Vickie Shaw Comedy Show
7PM Yoli Mayor in Concert
8:30PM Suzanne Westenhoefer - VIP Experience
9:30PM Comedian Judy Gold
Friday, July 26
11AM-3PM Pool & Beach Party
5:30-6:30PM Karen Williams Comedy Show
6:45PM Cape Cod Clambake at the Beach -SOLD OUT
7PM BETTY concert w/ Alyson Palmer, Amy Ziff & Elizabeth Ziff
7PM Yoli Mayor in Concert
7:30PM Comedian Judy Gold
8:30PM Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy Show
10PM Stonewall 50: Pride Party
Saturday, July 27
3-5PM Over the Rainbow Bingo
6-9PM Sunset Dune Tour
6:30-8PM Amy Siskind #Resistance Event
7PM BETTY concert w/ Alyson Palmer, Amy Ziff & Elizabeth Ziff
7-9:30PM Sunset Champagne Schooner Sail -SOLD OUT
8:30PM Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy Show
10PM The White Party
Sunday, July 28
8:30PM Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy Show
Recurring Performers
6PM Poppy Champlin Comedy Show | Mon, Wed, Thurs
7:30PM Melissa Crispo in Concert | Wed, Thurs, Fri
8:30PM Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy Show | Wed - Sunday
EVERY DAY!
Herring Cove Lesbian Beach
MOnday, July 22, 2019
LUCY ARNAZ: "I GOT THE JOB: Songs From My Musical Past!" One Night Only
8PM
Celebrating a life on stage, Lucie Arnaz returns to her theater roots looking back at some of the roles she has had on stages throughout the world. From her first role at 14 as The Cheshire Cat in Alice In Wonderland to a grandmother hanging upside down on a trapeze while singing about the preciousness of life in Pippin, Lucie and Musical Director Ron Abel offer audiences this brand new concert sharing stories and songs that Lucie has long been known for. With anecdotes and fond memories about her co-stars, directors and musical collaborators, Lucie offers iconic songs and hidden treasures from some of Broadway’s greatest shows and a look at the backstage magic it takes to create them. A not to be missed evening of entertainment celebrating our great American Musical Theatre.
Buy tickets: $55-$90
Paramount at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Tuesday, JULY 23, 2019
JULIE WHEELER SHOW
5:30PM
TimeOut NY claims “..Wheeler gives you a lot to like..” and they’re right! This fast-paced show takes comedic aim at current events and is anchored by Wheeler’s amazing musical talents. Known for her sultry voice and quirky comedy, this show has it all! Come see why Curve calls Julie “..the total package..
Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial St.
Buy Tickets: $20
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
SUNSET DUNE TOUR
6-9:30PM
"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a adult beverages and snacks on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera.
$99 -Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
LILLIAS WHITE IN CONCERT - One Night Only
8PM Lillias White is a singer and actress of stage, television and film who is particularly admired for her performances in Broadway musicals. In 1989 she won an Obie Award for her performance in the Off-Broadway musical Romance in Hard Times. In 1997 she won the Tony Award for Best Featured Actress in a Musical and Drama Desk Award for Outstanding Featured Actress in a Musical for portraying Sonja in Cy Coleman’s The Life. She was nominated for a Tony Award again in 2010 for her work as Funmilayo in Fela Kuti’s Fela!
Buy tickets: $45-$70
Paramount at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
1920's Speakeasy with Zoe Lewis and the Bootleggers
8:30PM Buy tickets: $25
Come back in time with us to the golden age of the flapper! Prohibition era jazz, saucy sailors, belly dancers, soft shoe shufflers, clarinets and drums, feathers, debonaire gents, swoonable songs and the Gorgeous Cigarette Girl and her coconuts! It's the bee's knees! Let's get spiflicated!
Pilgrim House Showroom, 336 Commercial Street
Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
VICKIE SHAW
5:30-6:30PM
Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy. Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash. Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.
Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
GIRL SPLASH IDOL
6:30-8PM
Our panel of hilarious Celesbian judges make GIRL SPLASH IDOL one of the best events of the year! Come perform or just come to watch the show. Here’s your shot at stardom and a cash prize, or just a night of mega fun! Arrive 1 hour early if you’d like to perform.
PLEASE NOTE: Standard Karaoke music is available. If you have a special song you'd like to sing, please bring along the music. If you have any questions, please call (508) 246-2082
Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP
Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street.
SUMMER GARDEN PARTY
8:30PM
Extend the fun of Idol and join the Olivia stars for a private summer garden party at one of our favorite restaurants. Mingle with the stars as you enjoy passed hors d'oeuvres including meatballs, bruchetta, and more. Cash bar
Tickets: $25 General Admission /$30 At the door, if space
Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
Mistralino, 133 Bradford Street
Thursday, July 25, 2019
PROVINCETOWN SCAVENGER HUNT
3-5 PM Do you think you really know Ptown? Do you love the Amazing Race? Join with friends, old and new, on a fun and fabulous trip through Provincetown. Drink, eat, and take pictures at Ptowns famous bars, restaurants, and landmarks. This race will keep you moving, thinking, and laughing all the way down Commercial Street.
Compete in groups of 5 - 7. Come solo or as a team! Each team chooses a captain and a recorder.
$20 per person in advance; $25 at the door /$100 for a team of up to 7 people. Don't miss this fun event, buy tickets early.
Starts at Aqua Bar, 207 Commercial Street
SPEED BOAT RIDE! Just added!
2-3PM
It's time to Girl Power up and fly across the water powered by three engines with over 1,000 Horsepower! Ride across Provincetown Harbor for the ultimate speed boat high!
Tickets: $45 Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
SHOAL HOPE CIDERWORKS TASTING
3:30 PM SHOAL HOPE CIDERWORKS is a Provincetown, based hard cider producer, founded in late 2015. The ciders were formally launched in 2017 and quickly became popular with local residents and tourists alike. Sample their craft ciders including Monument, Honey Baby, Empty Barrel and Little Tart Ciders.
$25 per person. Don't miss this fun event, buy tickets early.
Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
VICKIE SHAW COMEDY SHOW
5:30-6:30PM
Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy. Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash. Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.
Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
YOLI MAYOR As seen on America's Got Talent - 2 nights only!
7PM
Mayor, a Cuban-American 23 year old singer-songwriter has found her own voice, which is often compared to Amy Winehouse, Etta James, Adele and many other soulful icons. Her unique and inspiring voice made her a standout favorite and propelled her through to the semifinals of America's Got Talent in 2017. Yoli's voice brings back decades-old soul and R&B music to a modern crowd with her own twist. "I want to be a new-school version of a really old idea," says Mayor of her own music's direction. “She’s got a voice so far beyond her years, a deep, ragged baritone of life etched into her vocal cords, that makes her every lyric drenched in sentiment.” - New Times
Buy tickets: $29 - $39
Paramount at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER VIP EXPERIENCE 
8:30 PM
No one ever accused Suzanne of being subtle, not the shuttle driver who took her to the airport, the woman she was in line with at the grocery store yesterday and certainly not her audiences. Subtle, she is not.
After 25 years of groundbreaking and brutally honest comedy, she’s not about to start pulling punches now. Suzanne tells the truth. The truth is life is funny, especially when it’s fermented in Suzanne’s mind.
She was the first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO Special and the first openly lesbian comedian on “Late Night with David Letterman.” A true trailblazer with her out, open, no-holds-barred comedy.
Tickets: $45 VIP Experience includes show and exclusive talkback after the show. Get Tickets!
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street
FRIDAY, JULY 26, 2019
GIRL SPLASH POOL PARTY
11AM-3PM
When's the last time you were in a pool of only women? Maybe never? Now’s your chance! The Party will be filled with non-stop fun including a Dance Party, Guest DJ, Beach Volleyball, Olivia Pool Games, raffles, prizes, and giveaways! Our DJ sets the mood with a non-stop selection of your favorite vibes. Stunning water views, poolside bar, and lots of fabulous women make the party a weekend must! GET WET!
Poolside at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Tickets: $20 in advance; $25 at the door
KAREN WILLIAMS COMEDY SHOW - ONE SHOW ONLY!
5:30PM
Karen is known for her quick repartee, insightful commentary, audience rapport, and sheer likeability! As a solo entertainer, Karen Williams delights fan-filled audiences from San Francisco to South Beach to Sydney.
An international comic favorite -- who showcased her talents at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal several times -- Karen Williams is a star entertainer with Olivia Cruises and Resorts, where she's garnered some 150 laugh-filled trips around the globe!
Cabaret at the The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP
Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
CAPE COD CLAMBAKE ON THE BEACH
6:45PM
A good old-fashioned Cape Cod Clambake at the beach. A beach-casual, fun, and picturesque Clambake with choice of 1 1/4lb Lobster, Steak, Chicken or Vegetarian entrée, each served with Homemade Clam Chowder with Oyster Crackers, Creamy Cole Slaw, Herb Roasted New Potatoes, Corn on the Cob, Jalapeno Corn Bread with Honey Butter and dessert, plus Beer & Wine and Assorted Soda & Bottled Water included.
As the sun sets over the water, you'll have the opportunity to join in a National Seashore bonfire and finish the evening under the stars. Don't miss it!
Tickets: $80 SOLD OUT
BETTY!
W/ Alyson Palmer, Amy Ziff & Elzabeth Ziff
The Art House, 214 Commercial Street
The Art House, 214 Commercial Street
PRIDE PARTY
10PM
What better way to show your pride than with a dance party in Provincetown, the gayest zip code on the planet. Show off your LGBTQ pride and dance dance dance!
Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street.
Tickets: $15 in advance; $20 at the door
SATURDAY, JULY 27, 2019
OVER THE RAINBOW BINGO
3-5PM
Laugh and Dab your way to fun prizes! Join us for Over The Rainbow Bingo!
Tickets: $25
Location: Upstairs at Napi's, 7 Freeman Street
AMY SISKIND "THE LIST"
6:30-8PM
Come see what Samantha Bee and Robert Reich are raving about. Under the headline “Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you, so you’ll remember” Siskind’s “Weekly List” began as a project she shared with friends, but it soon went viral, and now has more than half a million viewers and upwards of one hundred entries each week.The List examines the damage to our Democracy and tools to fight back.
Tickets: $15 General Admission; $25 Preferred Seating
$75 VIP ticket includes private reception with Amy afterwards
with proceeds to benefit the ACLU.
SUNSET DUNE TOUR & BEACH BONFIRE
6-9:30PM
"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on a rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a adult beverages and snacks on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera.
$99 -Get tickets in advance; this event will sell out!
SUNSET CHAMPAGNE SCHOONER SAIL
7PM
What could be better than to sail off into the sunset with a boat full of women sipping champagne. We can't imagine … so join us for an amazing sail on the Harbor. Get your tickets now; this event sold out very early last year.
BETTY!
W/ Alyson Palmer, Amy Ziff & Elzabeth Ziff
The Art House, 214 Commercial Street
THE WHITE PARTY
10PM
Girl Splash hits a climax with the biggest dance party of the weekend. The Girl Splash Stars invite you to join hundreds of women dressed in summer white, (or black if you just can’t do it.)
Paramount at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Tickets: $15 in advance; $20 at the door
GIRL SPLASH RECURRING PERFORMERS
Suzanne Westenhoefer
Wednesday 7/24 - Sunday 7/28 * 8:30PM
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street
No one ever accused Suzanne of being subtle, not the shuttle driver who took her to the airport, the woman she was in line with at the grocery store yesterday and certainly not her audiences. Subtle, she is not.
After 25 years of groundbreaking and brutally honest comedy, she’s not about to start pulling punches now. Suzanne tells the truth. The truth is life is funny, especially when it’s fermented in Suzanne’s mind.
She was the first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO Special and the first openly lesbian comedian on “Late Night with David Letterman.” A true trailblazer with her out, open, no-holds-barred comedy. Get Tickets!
Poppy Champlin
in “POPPY'S PUFFY PANTY PARTY COMEDY SHOW”
Monday, Wednesday & Thursday • 6PM
Pilgrim House, 336 Commercial Street
Poppy Champlin is crazy funny. Her up beat energetic show gets you laughing and keeps you there. It is a 55 minute roller coaster ride of stand-up comedy with a few songs mixed in to keep it light. If you like to laugh – this is the show. With Decades of comedy work under her belt and a serious Alto belt, Poppy’s Puffy Panty Party will have you crying with laughter. As seen on Showtime, Comedy Central, LOGO, Oprah and Joan Rivers.“Good stuff, really really really funny”.....Rosie O’Donnell. “The best comedian I have ever seen” ....Random audience member. Get Tickets!