MOnday, July 22, 2019
LUCY ARNAZ: "I GOT THE JOB: Songs From My Musical Past!" One Night Only
8PM
Celebrating a life on stage, Lucie Arnaz returns to her theater roots looking back at some of the roles she has had on stages throughout the world. From her first role at 14 as The Cheshire Cat in Alice In Wonderland to a grandmother hanging upside down on a trapeze while singing about the preciousness of life in Pippin, Lucie and Musical Director Ron Abel offer audiences this brand new concert sharing stories and songs that Lucie has long been known for. With anecdotes and fond memories about her co-stars, directors and musical collaborators, Lucie offers iconic songs and hidden treasures from some of Broadway’s greatest shows and a look at the backstage magic it takes to create them. A not to be missed evening of entertainment celebrating our great American Musical Theatre.
Buy tickets: $55-$90
Paramount at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Tuesday, JULY 23, 2019
JULIE WHEELER SHOW
5:30PM
TimeOut NY claims “..Wheeler gives you a lot to like..” and they’re right! This fast-paced show takes comedic aim at current events and is anchored by Wheeler’s amazing musical talents. Known for her sultry voice and quirky comedy, this show has it all! Come see why Curve calls Julie “..the total package..
Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial St.
Buy Tickets: $20
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
LILLIAS WHITE IN CONCERT - One Night Only
8PM
Lillias White is a singer and actress of stage, television and film who is particularly admired for her performances in Broadway musicals. In 1989 she won an Obie Award for her performance in the Off-Broadway musical Romance in Hard Times. In 1997 she won the Tony Award for Best Featured Actress in a Musical and Drama Desk Award for Outstanding Featured Actress in a Musical for portraying Sonja in Cy Coleman’s The Life. She was nominated for a Tony Award again in 2010 for her work as Funmilayo in Fela Kuti’s Fela!
Buy tickets: $45-$70
Paramount at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
1920's Speakeasy with Zoe Lewis and the Bootleggers
8:30PM Buy tickets: $25
Come back in time with us to the golden age of the flapper! Prohibition era jazz, saucy sailors, belly dancers, soft shoe shufflers, clarinets and drums, feathers, debonaire gents, swoonable songs and the Gorgeous Cigarette Girl and her coconuts! It's the bee's knees! Let's get spiflicated!
Pilgrim House Showroom, 336 Commercial Street
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
VICKIE SHAW
5:30PM
Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy. Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash. Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.
Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
GIRL SPLASH IDOL
6:30-8PM
Our panel of hilarious Celesbian judges make GIRL SPLASH IDOL one of the best events of the year! Come perform or just come to watch the show. Here’s your shot at stardom and a cash prize, or just a night of mega fun! Arrive 1 hour early if you’d like to perform.
PLEASE NOTE: Standard Karaoke music is available. If you have a special song you'd like to sing, please bring along the music. If you have any questions, please call (508) 246-2082
Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP
Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street.
Thursday, July 25, 2019
ALL-WOMAN WHALE WATCH
11:30AM - Dolphin Fleet, MacMillian Pier
Join us for one of THE most spectacular experiences nature has to offer aboard a chartered whale boat of just women. Whether you're looking to experience one of the wonders of the world, get in touch with nature, be out on the water, or just be on a boat full of women, this is the place to be.
Comedians Vickie Shaw and Poppy Champlin are aboard as honorary Captains! Don't miss this three hour "all woman's vacation cruise."
Treat yourself to our VIP Whale Watch Experience. VIPs have exclusive use of the bow of the boat seating and front pulpit. Easily see whales on both sides of the boat. Follow whales easily as they travel from one side to the other. Whales may travel directly below the pulpit. "Totally worth the money."
Tickets $55 General Admission / $110 VIP Reserved Section
VICKIE SHAW COMEDY SHOW
VICKIE SHAW COMEDY SHOW 5:30PM
See listing for Tuesday July 17.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Tickets available at The Crown & Anchor Box Office
DUNE TOUR & SUNSET BEACH FIRE
6-9:30PM
"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a bonfire fire on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera.
Tickets: $99
YOLI MAYOR
As seen on America's Got Talent - 2 nights only!
7PM
Mayor, a Cuban-American 23 year old singer-songwriter has found her own voice, which is often compared to Amy Winehouse, Etta James, Adele and many other soulful icons. Her unique and inspiring voice made her a standout favorite and propelled her through to the semifinals of America's Got Talent in 2017. Yoli's voice brings back decades-old soul and R&B music to a modern crowd with her own twist. "I want to be a new-school version of a really old idea," says Mayor of her own music's direction. “She’s got a voice so far beyond her years, a deep, ragged baritone of life etched into her vocal cords, that makes her every lyric drenched in sentiment.” - New Times
Buy tickets: $29 - $39
Paramount at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER VIP Experience 
8:30 PM
No one ever accused Suzanne of being subtle, not the shuttle driver who took her to the airport, the woman she was in line with at the grocery store yesterday and certainly not her audiences. Subtle, she is not.
After 25 years of groundbreaking and brutally honest comedy, she’s not about to start pulling punches now. Suzanne tells the truth. The truth is life is funny, especially when it’s fermented in Suzanne’s mind.
She was the first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO Special and the first openly lesbian comedian on “Late Night with David Letterman.” A true trailblazer with her out, open, no-holds-barred comedy.
VIP Experience includes show and exclusive talkback after the show.
Tickets: $25 General Admission/ $45 VIP
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street
FRIDAY, JULY 26, 2019
GIRL SPLASH POOL PARTY
11AM-2:30PM
When's the last time you were in a pool of only women? Maybe never? Now’s your chance! The Party will be filled with non-stop heat and fun including a Dance Party, Guest DJs, Beach Volleyball, Olivia Pool Games, raffles, prizes, and giveaways! Mimi Gonzalez wouldn’t miss it, and who knows, we may even find her judging an Oil-Wrestling Contest! Our sexy DJs help set the mood with a non-stop selection of your favorite vibes. Stunning water views, poolside bar, and lots of fabulous women make the party a weekend must! GET WET!
Poolside at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
Tickets: $20
OVER THE RAINBOW BINGO
4pm
Laugh and Dab your way to fabulous prizes! Join us for the first ever Over The Rainbow Bingo!
Tickets: $25
The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
CAPE COD CLAMBAKE ON THE BEACH
6:30PM
A good old-fashioned Cape Cod Clambake on the beach and bonfire. A beach-casual, fun, and picturesque Clam Bake on the beach with Choice of 1 1/4lb Lobster, 8oz Strip Steak, or Char-Broiled Chicken entrée, each served with Homemade Clam Chowder with Oyster Crackers, Creamy Cole Slaw, Herb Roasted New Potatoes, Corn on the Cob, Jalapeno Corn Bread with Honey Butter and Watermelon & Brownies for dessert, plus Beer & Wine and Assorted Soda & Bottled Water included.
As the sun sets over the water, we'll light a roaring bonfire and finish the evening under the stars. The most popular event of last year’s Girl Splash. Don't miss it!
Tickets: $75
SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER VIP EXPERIENCE
8:30 PM
No one ever accused Suzanne of being subtle, not the shuttle driver who took her to the airport, the woman she was in line with at the grocery store yesterday and certainly not her audiences. Subtle, she is not.
After 25 years of groundbreaking and brutally honest comedy, she’s not about to start pulling punches now. Suzanne tells the truth. The truth is life is funny, especially when it’s fermented in Suzanne’s mind.
She was the first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO Special and the first openly lesbian comedian on “Late Night with David Letterman.” A true trailblazer with her out, open, no-holds-barred comedy.
VIP Experience includes show and exclusive talkback after the show.
Tickets: $25 General Admission/ $45 VIP
Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street
PRIDE PARTY
10PM
What better way to show your pride than with a dance party in Provincetown, the gayest zip code on the planet. Show off your LGBTQ pride and dance dance dance! Featuring Olivia Travel's DJ Rockaway!
Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street.
SATURDAY, JULY 27, 2019
PROVICNETOWN SCAVENGER HUNT
3-5 PM
Do you think you really know Ptown? Do you love the Amazing Race? Join with friends, old and new, on a fun and fabulous trip through Provincetown. Drink, eat, and take pictures at Ptowns famous bars, restaurants, and landmarks. This race will keep you moving, thinking, and laughing all the way down Commercial Street.
Compete in groups of 5 - 7. Come solo or as a team! Each team chooses a captain and a recorder.
$20 per person in advance; $25 at the door /$100 for a team of up to 7 people. Don't miss this fun event, buy tickets early.
Starts at the Harbor Lounge, 359 Commercial Street.
AMY SISKIND "THE LIST"
6:30-8pm
Come see what Samantha Bee and Robert Reich are raving about. Under the headline “Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you, so you’ll remember” Siskind’s “Weekly List” began as a project she shared with friends, but it soon went viral, and now has more than half a million viewers and upwards of one hundred entries each week.The List examines the damage to our Democracy and tools to fight back.
SUNSET DUNE TOUR
6-9:30PM
"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravanof 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a adult beverages and snacks on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera.
SUNSET CHAMPAGNE SCHOONER SAIL
7PM
What could be better than to sail off into the sunset with a boat full of women sipping champagne. We can't imagine … so join us for an amazing sail on the Harbor. Get your tickets now; this event sold out very early last year.
THE WHITE PARTY
10PM
Girl Splash hits a climax with the biggest dance party of the weekend. The Girl Splash Stars invite you to join hundreds of women dressed in summer white, (or black if you just can’t do it.)
Paramount at Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
GIRL SPLASH PERFORMERS
Suzanne Westenhoefer
Post Office Cabaret
No one ever accused Suzanne of being subtle, not the shuttle driver who took her to the airport, the woman she was in line with at the grocery store yesterday and certainly not her audiences. Subtle, she is not.
After 25 years of groundbreaking and brutally honest comedy, she’s not about to start pulling punches now. Suzanne tells the truth. The truth is life is funny, especially when it’s fermented in Suzanne’s mind.
She was the first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO Special and the first openly lesbian comedian on “Late Night with David Letterman.” A true trailblazer with her out, open, no-holds-barred comedy.
Poppy Champlin
in “POPPY'S POPPIN' N ROCKIN' COMEDY SHOW.”
Location & Dates: TBD
When Poppy Champlin takes the stage you will be entertained from the moment you see her, til she says goodnight. And what a good night you will have. If you want quality and quantity entertainment, Poppy delivers all the bang for the buck. Some of the things you can expect: Professional singing, insightful jokes, spot on impressions, precision birdcalls, off the cuff improv, and alotta Poppy style. From Showtime to HBO and Oprah, Poppy has a record of success that stands with the best of em.