2016 Girl Splash Schedule

SUNDAY JULY 17

SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER 

7PM

No one ever accused Suzanne of being subtle, not the shuttle driver who took her to the airport, the woman she was in line with at the grocery store yesterday and certainly not her audiences.  Subtle, she is not. Suzanne tells the truth. The truth is life is funny, especially when it’s fermented in Suzanne’s mind. After 25 years of groundbreaking, stereotype-shattering and brutally honest comedy, she’s not about to start pulling punches now.

Tickets: $25/$35 Buy tickets here.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

 

Monday July 18

SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER

9PM - See Sunday description

Tickets: $25/$35 Buy tickets here.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

Tuesday, JULY 19

 HAULING BUTT WITH VICKIE SHAW

9AM
Start your morning with a 30 minute power walk with Vickie Shaw. Get your laugh on and your blood pumping. 

Free 
Meet at the Old Fire House, 256 Commercial Street 
(between Town Hall & Adams Pharmacy) 

VICKIE SHAW

5:30PM

Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy.  Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash.  Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.

Tickets: $25/$35 Buy individual tickets available here.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

 

POPPY AND JENNIE IN PTOWN 

6PM
Two dynamic and hysterical women in one fabulous show!  Jennie McNulty has been called “an infectiously energetic, remarkably deft comic with a warm disarming style and some of the best improv skills in the business.” She's been seen on Logo TV, NBC, TLC and is a regular contributor to Lesbian.com.   Poppy Champlin has been seen on Showtime and Logo TV; she's been featured on Oprah Winfrey and Entertainment Tonight, and has opened for such comics as Ray Romano, Bill Maher, and Rosie O’Donnell. Together these two will keep you laughing all night long!

Tickets: $20 per person in advance, $25 at the door. Buy tickets here. 
Sage Inn and Lounge, 336 Commercial Street

SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER

9PM - See Sunday description

Tickets: $25/$35 Buy tickets here.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 
 

Kick Off Party 

9:30PM

Tickets available at the door.  $10 
Included for Pass holders.
Girl Power Event @ The Pied, 193 Commercial Street.

Buy Splash Pass

 

  

Wednesday, July 22

Historic Provincetown Museum Walking Tour

9:30AM
Enjoy a 2 hour historic walking tour and entry to the Pilgrim Monument and Museum. Gazing at the spectacular view from the base of the Monument, the tour begins with a historic overview that will appeal to all your senses. We’ll head into town to stop at interesting sites and learn their stories. We will visit the newly renovated town hall to view both the historic building and the paintings in the town’s art collection. We’ll also visit the Provincetown Library to see the remarkable model of the Rose Dorothea and the impressive Lipton Cup she won in the Fishermen’s Race.

The tour is not handicapped accessible as our visits to historic buildings include many steps.

 

Girl Splash Meet & Greet 

 

4-5:30PM

Come mix and mingle, see and be seen. Enjoy a sampling from the menu of one Provincetown's newest restaurants featuring Indian, Mediterranian and Spanish food, with some great cocktails. Come gather with the girls is a quiet outdoor setting. Order off the menu, some complimentary apps provided. 

 

 

VICKIE SHAW

5:30PM -  See Tuesday description

Tickets: $25/$35 Buy individual tickets here.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

GIRL SPLASH “IDOL”

6:30PM

Our panel of hilarious Celesbian judges make GIRL SPLASH 
IDOL one of the best events of the year!  Come perform or just come to watch the show. Here’s your shot at stardom and a cash prize, or just a night of mega fun! Arrive 1 hour early if you’d like to perform.

PLEASE NOTE: Standard Karaoke music is available. If you have a special song you'd like to sing, please bring along the music. If you have any questions, please call (508) 246-2082

Tickets: $20/$35/or Free to Pass holders. Individual tickets available here. Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street       

Girl Blast Party  

 9PM

Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

What a BLAST at Girl Splash dance party at the Crown & Anchor. DJ Jodi is on the mix with your favorite dance music. Do you have moves like Jagger? Can you do the Cupid shuffle? Don't fight the feeling, just come out and dance, dance, dance.  

Tickets available at the door  $10. Free to Pass holders

Buy Splash Pass

 

Thursday, July 21

WHALE WATCH

9:30AM
Ever been up close and personal with a 50-foot, 40-ton whale? Once you have, it's an experience you’ll never forget. People come to Provincetown from all over the world to enjoy some of the best whale watching anywhere, here off the Coast of Cape Cod. Treat yourself to the awe-inspiring sights and sounds of humpback, right, and finback whales breaching and spouting through the deep blue Atlantic Ocean. Whether you're looking to experience one of the wonders of the world, get in touch with nature, be out on the water, or just be on a boat full of women, this is the place to be.

Tickets: 
$47 
Limited to 140 passengers. Get your tickets early; this event is likely to sell out! Dolphin Fleet, MacMillan Wharf. Boarding begins at 9:00AM. Shine or rain (but we won’t let it!)

Walking Funny With Jennie McNulty

11AM

Walking Funny With Jennie McNulty is a "walking talk show" - a series designed to entertain you AND get you moving. In other walks Jennie interviewed some incredible entertainers while taking a walk in some beautiful locations. In this episode, Jennie will interview YOU. Her hope is that you walk along with us while you participate on your phone, tablet, or some similar snazzy tech gadget.

Free. Meet at the Girl Splash booth at the Old Fire House 

 

Meet Up for Margaritas

 

After soaking up the sun on the beach or shopping till you drop down C street, it's time to relax with some cool refreshing drinnks. Enjoy margaritas at the Harbor Lounge, with stuning views of Provincetown Bay. Meet women from around the world who have gathered in summer in Ptown in a  relaxed and elegant cocktail lounge.

Menu prices.
Harbor Lounge, 359 Commerical Street 

 

 

VICKIE SHAW

5:30PM -  See Tuesday description

Tickets: $25/$35 Buy individual tickets here.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

KATE CLINTON 

7PM

Hey HiberNation, this is your wake up call from your favorite PajamaGram, Kate Clinton!

She’s got your sleep number. She wants to wake you up: shake you with punchlines, tickle you with truthiness, and whisper sweet everythings in your ear. Don’t hit that snooze button!  For those of you who have been awake for years, thank you for making the coffee.  It’s a new day with new laughs. Time to rise and shine and join the wide-awake Dreamers

VIP Tickets: $45 includes a private Meet & Greet/Q&A after Kate’s show, preferred VIP seating, and professional photo with Kate. $25 General Admission Indiviual tickets available here.

The Paramount @ The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial St, Provincetown    

THROWBACK THURSDAY DANCE PARTY 

 

 9:30pm

DJ Jodi is in the house! Come dance with our favorite DJ, who will be playing old school jams. Bust out your retro outfits or relaxed summer styles. We're reaching back and playing all of your favorite dance tunes. 

Tickets available at the door/Free to Pass holders. 
A Girl Power Event @ The Pied, 193 Commercial Street

 

 

 

Friday, July 22

ALL-WOMEN'S DUNE TOUR

 

9:30-11AM

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes. We're chartering SUVs just for us girls. Join the fun and don’t forget your camera.

Tickets: $85, driver gratuity not included. 

 

 

GIRL SPLASH POOL & BEACH PARTY   

   
11-3PM   When's the last time you were in a pool of only women? Maybe never? Now’s your chance! The Party will be filled with non-stop heat and fun including a Dance Party, Guest DJs, Beach Volleyball, Olivia Pool Games, raffles, prizes, and giveaways! Mimi Gonzalez wouldn’t miss it, and who knows, we may even find her judging an Oil-Wrestling Contest! Our sexy DJs help set the mood with a non-stop selection of your favorite vibes. Stunning water views, poolside bar, and lots of fabulous women make the party a weekend must! GET WET! 

Tickets $20/Free to Pass holders. The Crown & Anchor Pool, on the beach.

 

LEZBERADOS: COMEDY WITH NO BULL

5:30PM

Lezberados is a fierce and funny, hot and spicy, side-splitting comedy show featuring two of the hottest dykes working the standup circuit. From Showtime's The Latin Divas of Comedy, Sandra Valls shows why she was voted one of Curve magazine's Top 10 lesbian comics. She is joined by her radically ridiculous sister from a different mister, Mimi Gonzalez. Both are Olivia cruise stars with sold-out shows from Provincetown to LA. Come out and get your laugh on and find out why these two are the taco the town.

Tickets: $20/$35/Free to Pass holders, Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street. Individual tickets available here.

 

CAPE COD CLAMBAKE ON THE BEACH

6:30PM

A good old-fashioned Cape Cod Clambake on the beach and bonfire. A beach-casual, fun, and picturesque Clam Bake on the beach with Choice of 1 1/4lb Lobster, 8oz Strip Steak, or Char-Broiled Chicken entrée, each served with Homemade Clam Chowder with Oyster Crackers, Creamy Cole Slaw, Herb Roasted New Potatoes, Corn on the Cob, Jalapeno Corn Bread with Honey Butter and Watermelon & Brownies for dessert, plus Beer & Wine and Assorted Soda & Bottled Water included.

As the sun sets over the water, we'll light a roaring bonfire and finish the evening under the stars. The most popular event of last year’s Girl Splash. Don't miss it!  

Tickets: Lobster or Steak $75; Chicken $60

THE CLAMBAKE IS AT HERRING COVER BEACH, RIDE SIDE.  TURN RIGHT AT RANGER BOOTH, ADDITIONAL PARKING ON LEFT SIDE OF PARKING LOT.  NO CHARGE FOR PARKING THIS TIME OF DAY.

SUEDE 

7:15PM

NY Press says she's like Adele meets Diana Krall meets Bette Midler—sassy, smooth and intoxicating. Selling out clubs like Boston's Scullers Jazz Club and New York's famous Birdland. She calls Cape Cod home but tours nationally and internationally all year filling the best venues from Boston and New York to San Francisco to New Zealand. And, she's FUNNY! From unbelievable a cappella to "bring down the house" belting blues, Suede delivers it all with her own unique blend of warmth, wit and musical artistry. "Voices like hers come along maybe once in a generation. A spectacular evening of song and style!" – New York Times

Tickets: $20/$35, Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street. Individual tickets available here.

KATE CLINTON

See Thursday at 7PM description
Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

ORANGE IS THE NEW SPLASH PARTY

 

10PM
Which character are you? Passive Piper, Passionate Poussey, Amorous Alex or Cra Cra Crazy Eyes? Get your orange on and party like you're on furlough.

Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street

Tickets available at the door  $10. Free to Pass holders

Buy Splash Pass

 

 

THE DRAG IN

10PM

This ridiculously fun and silly amateur drag king contest hosted by Juan A. Notha (Mimi Gonzalez) and Dirty Steve (Jennie McNulty) has been a favorite at every Girl Splash since the beginning.  Anyone is welcome to participate (there will be cash and prizes from Toys of Eros) and Juan and Steve even help you get ready as they have the costumes and props to "drag you up."  You don't even really need a talent, you can lip sync or sing, dance or play an instrument, do comedy or poetry - as long as you're in drag.  

Saturday, July 23

The Crawlenger

3-5

Part pub crawl, part scavenger hunt

Participants will be divided into teams of 5-7 people.  Come solo or put in a team!  Each team will choose a captain and a social media person.  You will be given a list of challenges.  These challenges will be given a point value.  These challenges, should you choose to accept all or some, will take you on a fun and fabulous trip through the streets of P-town. You will be challenged to drink, eat and take videos & pictures at P-towns famous bars, restaurants, landmarks and more..so charge those phones!
This event will keep you moving, thinking and laughing all the way from Harborside Hotel to the Boatslip, just in time for Tea!

$20 a person/$100 for a team of up to 7 people Tickets available at the Fire House

Lezberados: Comedy with no Bull

5:30PM -  See Friday description

Tickets: $20/$35/Free to Pass Holders Individual tickets available here.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street  

DUNE TOUR & SUNSET BEACH FIRE   

6-9:30PM

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravanof 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a bonfire fire on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just

for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera. 

Tickets: $85, driver gratuity not included. Get your tickets now; this event always sells out and is not to be missed.