2017 Girl Splash Schedule AT A GLANCE - SCroll down for details

Everyday            L Beach at Herring Cove Beach
              
Monday, July 17
8PM                    Suede in Concert 
8:30PM               1920's Speakeasy with Zoe Lewis  and the Bootleggers 

Tuesday, July 18
5:30PM               Vickie Shaw Comedy Show
7PM                    Opening Night Beach Party 

Wednesday, July 19  
9:30-11AM          Women's Dune Tour
11:30AM             Women's Trolley Tour of Provincetown    
3PM                    "Love American Style" Book Reading
5:30PM               Vickie Shaw Comedy Show
6:30-8PM            Girl Splash "IDOL"    
9:30PM               Girl Blast Dance Party 

Thursday, July 20
10AM                  All Women's Whale Watch
4PM                    Roxanna Ward Show
5:30PM               Vickie Shaw Comedy Show        
6-9:30PM            Sunset Dune Tour & Beach Bonfirefire - SOLD OUT
7PM                    Kate Clinton Comedy Show featuring VIP after-show Talk-Back - SOLD OUT
9:30PM               Throwback Thursday Dance Party         

Friday, July 21
9:30-11AM           Women's Dune Tour
11AM-3PM          Girl Splash Pool Party
5:30PM               Cheryl Aruda in Concert: The Dirty Blonde Cleans Up Good      
6:30PM                Cape Cod Clambake on the Beach  
10PM                   Wonder Women Party

Saturday, July 22
11AM                   Bride Pride
3-5PM                  The Crawlenger | Part Pub Crawl/ Part Scavenger Hunt
5PM                      Cheryl Aruda in Concert: The Dirty Blonde Cleans Up Good -Time & venue Change
6-8:30PM             Sunset Dune Tour  - SOLD OUT
7PM                     Sunset Champagne Schooner Sail - SOLD OUT
9:30PM                The White Party

GIRL SPLASH PERFORMERS
7PM                     Kate Clinton | Thursday, Friday & Saturday 
7PM                     Poppy Champlin | Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday
8:30PM                Suzanne Westenhoefer | Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday

Monday July 17

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SUEDE 

8PM

NY Press says she's like Adele meets Diana Krall meets Bette Midler.
Dare her. She was Joan Rivers' opening act.
Come see why!

Tickets: $30/$50, Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street. Buy individual tickets here.

 

 

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1920's Speakeasy with Zoey Lewis and the Bootleggers  

8:30PM

Come back in time with us to the golden age of the flapper! Prohibition era jazz, saucy sailors, belly dancers, soft shoe shufflers, clarinets and drums, feathers, debonaire gents, swoonable songs and the Gorgeous Cigarette Girl and her coconuts! It's the bee's knees!  Let's get spiflicated!

Tickets: $15, Sage Inn and The Landing Bistro and Bar, 336 Commercial St. Buy reserved seats here or at the door for general seating.

Tuesday, JULY 18 

Vickie Shaw

VICKIE SHAW

5:30PM

Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy.  Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash.  Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.


Tickets: $25/$35 Buy individual tickets here.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

OPENING NIGHT BEACH PARTY

7-9PM at the FARLAND/BATH HOUSE PAVILION AT HERRING COVE BEACH

FREE EVENT.  Cash bar; food available for purchase.
By car turn left at the ranger ticket booth.  You'll see the buildinng on your right.

Wednesday, July 19

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 ALL-WOMEN'S DUNE TOUR

9:30-11AM

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes. We're chartering SUVs just for us girls. Join the fun and don’t forget your camera.

Art's Dune Tour, 4 Standish Street 

 

 

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ALL-WOMEN'S TROLLEY TOUR OF PROVINCETOWN 

11:30AM
Join us for a relaxing tour of Provincetown. We will take you on a narrated tour of Provincetown, the art district, hundreds of boutiques, and beautiful Cape Cod homes. See panoramic views of Provincetown Harbor, Cape Cod Bay, and magnificent Atlantic Ocean. The expert narration includes the pilgrims first landing, the "graveyard of the Atlantic", playwright Eugene O'Neill, and other fascinating history of little village at the end of the world.

 

 

LOVE AMERICAN STYLE 

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3PM

Join lesbian authors Kim Baker, Renee MacKenzie, and Lucy J. Madison for a special reading and book signing that showcases Love American Style, in all its lesbian glory. Come hear the authors read from their most recent works at the scenic Harbor Lounge to highlight lesbians from all walks of life finding love in different circumstances and genres. Attendees can enter to win a free signed book from each author.

Harbor Lounge359 Commercial Street 
Cash Bar 

Vickie Shaw

VICKIE SHAW

5:30PM

Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy.  Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash.  Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.


Tickets: $25/$35 Buy individual tickets available here.
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

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GIRL SPLASH “IDOL”

6:30PM
Our panel of hilarious Celesbian judges make GIRL SPLASH 
IDOL one of the best events of the year!  Come perform or just come to watch the show. Here’s your shot at stardom and a cash prize, or just a night of mega fun! Arrive 1 hour early if you’d like to perform.

PLEASE NOTE: Standard Karaoke music is available. If you have a special song you'd like to sing, please bring along the music. If you have any questions, please call (508) 246-2082

Tickets: $20/$35, Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street. Buy individual tickets here

  

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GIRL BLAST DANCE PARTY: ALL REQUEST WEDNESDAY

9:30PM

DJ Jodi is on the mix with your favorite dance music. Your favorites by request. Do you have moves like Jagger? Can you do the Cupid shuffle? Don't fight the feeling, just come out and dance, dance, dance.  

 Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street 

 

  

Thursday, July 20

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ALL WOMENS WHALE WATCH

10AM - Dolphin Fleet, MacMillian Pier

Ever been up close and personal with a 50-foot, 40-ton whale? Once you have, it's an experience you’ll never forget. People come to Provincetown from all over the world to enjoy some of the best whale watching anywhere, here off the Coast of Cape Cod. Treat yourself to the awe-inspiring sights and sounds of humpback, right, and finback whales breaching and spouting through the deep blue Atlantic Ocean. Whether you're looking to experience one of the wonders of the world, get in touch with nature, be out on the water, or just be on a boat full of women, this is the place to be. 

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4PM

Cabaret musician and comic Roxanna Ward wins audiences over with her warm personality and extraordinary talent. She combines brilliant comedy, a beautiful voice and musical ability to deliver compelling and heart-warming performances. Roxanna can do it all. She has worked with Dolly Parton, Laura Nyro, Bea Arthur and Kirk Douglas, among others. Come to the show for music, laughter and a heart-warming experience.

Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial St. Get individual tickets  here. 

Vickie-Shaw-sq.jpgVICKIE SHAW COMEDY SHOW  

5:30PM

See listing for Tuesday July 18. 

Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street  
Get individual tickets here.  

 

 

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DUNE TOUR & SUNSET BEACH FIRE 

6-9:30PM SOLD OUT!

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravanof 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a bonfire fire on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera. 

Art's Dune Tours, 4 Standish Street 


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KATE CLINTON COMEDY SHOW 

featuring VIP after-show Talk-Back 

7PM  Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Zombie Apocalypse!
THURSDAY'S SHOW IS SOLD OUT. SEE KATE FRIDAY OR SATURDAY.

We hear, “Shut up! No you shut up!”,  “I know you are, but what am I?” and “Ur a 10.  Ur a 9.  Ur an 8.” coming from President Peepee’s Playhouse. What’s a comic to do? Tweet? Improv? Crack?  Wrong, wrong, wrong.  Nothing but knock, knock jokes!  They got people through the Great Depression; they’ll get us through the Zombie Apocalypse.  They’re fun, fast and will make you laugh the whole show. Knock, knock. Who’s there? I hope you are.  

Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street  
Get individual non-VIP tickets here.  

 

Splash_-_Pied_.jpegTHROWBACK THURSDAY DANCE PARTY 

9:30pm

Come dance with our favorite DJ, who will be playing old school jams. Bust out your retro outfits or relaxed summer styles. We're reaching back and playing all of your favorite dance tunes. 

Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street 

 

 

FRIDAY, JULY 21

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 ALL-WOMEN'S DUNE TOUR

9:30-11AM SOLD OUT

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes. We're chartering SUVs just for us girls. Join the fun and don’t forget your camera.

 

  

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GIRL SPLASH POOL PARTY

11-3PM  

 When's the last time you were in a pool of only women? Maybe never? Now’s your chance! The Party will be filled with non-stop heat and fun including a Dance Party, Guest DJs, Beach Volleyball, Olivia Pool Games, raffles, prizes, and giveaways! Mimi Gonzalez wouldn’t miss it, and who knows, we may even find her judging an Oil-Wrestling Contest! Our sexy DJs help set the mood with a non-stop selection of your favorite vibes. Stunning water views, poolside bar, and lots of fabulous women make the party a weekend must! GET WET! 

Poolside at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street   

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The Dirty Blonde Cleans Up Good 

5:30PM 

 “Don't miss Provincetown's favorite blues singer, Cheryl Aruda, whose gritty vocals in classic Joplin style earn her new fans and a highly devoted following. Join Aruda and her band for her show “The Dirty Blonde Cleans Up Good”, for Bluesy, Boozy, Music and Musing in a world getting more and more confusing! The Provincetown Banner describes Cheryl's voice as "...Gravel and Salt..." We love Dirty Blonde and so will you.

Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street  
Get individual tickets here.  
 

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CAPE COD CLAMBAKE ON THE BEACH

6:30PM

A good old-fashioned Cape Cod Clambake on the beach and bonfire. A beach-casual, fun, and picturesque Clam Bake on the beach with Choice of 1 1/4lb Lobster, 8oz Strip Steak, or Char-Broiled Chicken entrée, each served with Homemade Clam Chowder with Oyster Crackers, Creamy Cole Slaw, Herb Roasted New Potatoes, Corn on the Cob, Jalapeno Corn Bread with Honey Butter and Watermelon & Brownies for dessert, plus Beer & Wine and Assorted Soda & Bottled Water included.

As the sun sets over the water, we'll light a roaring bonfire and finish the evening under the stars. The most popular event of last year’s Girl Splash. Don't miss it!  

Herring Cove Beach, Taxis available from Girl Splash HQ on Commercial St. 

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WONDER WOMAN PARTY

10PM 

Time to shine the spotlight on strong and powerful women. Whether your alter ego is Wonder Woman, Bat Girl, Thelma & Louise, or Sigourney Weaver, claim your secret identity and join our mighty tribe of super heroes to celebrate our power and dance.  We'll have some masks and golden tiaras on hand but bring your thigh-high boots if you have 'em.

Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street. 

 

SATURDAY, JULY 22

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BRIDE PRIDE 

11AM • Pilgrim Monument

If you're looking to tie the knot this year, join us in Provincetown at Bride Pride, the World's Largest All-Girl Wedding and Renewal Ceremony. You'll find yourself in the company of hundreds of women simultaneously declaring their never-ending love for each other beneath the stunningly sun-soaked July sky. You'll be legally married by award-winning, irreverent Reverend-for-the-day, LGBTQ icon Kate Clinton.  And, if there are at least 100 couples, you'll become part of recorded history with Guinness Book of World Records for the World's Largest Lesbian Wedding and Renewal Ceremony. 

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3-5PM • Begin at Harbor Lounge
Part pub crawl, part scavenger hunt

Participants will be divided into teams of 5-7 people.  Come solo or put in a team!  Each team will choose a captain and a social media person.  You will be given a list of challenges.  These challenges will be given a point value.  These challenges, should you choose to accept all or some, will take you on a fun and fabulous trip through the streets of P-town. You will be challenged to drink, eat and take videos & pictures at P-towns famous bars, restaurants, landmarks and more..so charge those phones!

This event will keep you moving, thinking and laughing all the way from Harborside Hotel to the Boatslip, just in time for Tea!

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CHERYL ARUDA IN CONCERT
The Dirty Blonde Cleans Up Good 

5PM - FREE CONCERT!

  

WayDownTown, 265 Commercial Street  
 

 

Girl Splash Dune tour SUNSET DUNE TOUR  

6-8:30PM - Only two tickets left

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravanof 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a adult beverages and snacks on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera. 

Art's Dune Tours, 4 Standish Street 

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SUNSET SCHOONER SAIL

7PM - Sold out

What could be better than to sail off into the sunset with a boat full of women sipping champagne. We can't imagine … so join us for an amazing sail on the Harbor.Get your tickets now; this event sold out very early last year. 

Bay Lady, MacMillian Pier 

  

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THE WHITE PARTY

9:30PM
Girl Splash hits a climax with the biggest dance party of the weekend. The Girl Splash Stars invite you to join hundreds of women dressed in summer white, (or black if you just can’t do it.) 

Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street   

GIRL SPLASH PERFORMERS 

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in KNOCK! KNOCK! WHO’S THERE? ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

7PM Thursday, Friday, Saturday 

 

 

 

 

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in “YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR PINK P@#SY HAT ON.”

Pilgrim House at the Sage Inn 

7:00PM Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, & Friday 
Buy tickets here.

 

 

 

 

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Post Office Cabaret

8:30PM Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, & Friday 
Buy tickets here.