2018 Girl Splash Schedule AT A GLANCE  

Everyday            
Suntime            Lesbian Beach at Herring Cove Beach

Tuesday, July 17, 2018
5:30PM               Vickie Shaw Comedy Show
8PM                    Suede ~ One show only! 
8:30PM               1920's Speakeasy with Zoe Lewis and the Bootleggers 
8:30PM               Suzanne Westenhoefer VIP Experience 
9PM                    Julie Wheeler Show ~ One show only! 
9PM                    WELCOME PARTY Image-1-3


Wednesday, July 18, 2018
9:30-11AM          All-Women's Dune Tour
11AM                  Solos Brunch
3-5PM                 Libations Schooner Sail
4:30PM               Happiness Hour Image-1-3                     
5:30PM               Vickie Shaw Comedy Show
8:15PM               GIRL SPLASH "IDOL"  SOLD OUT  
9:30PM               Girl Blast Dance Party 

Thursday, July 19, 2018

11:30AM              ALL-WOMEN'S WHALE WATCH
4:30PM               Happiness Hour Image-1-3 
5:30PM               Vickie Shaw Comedy Show
6-9:30PM            SUNSET DUNE TOUR & BEACH BONFIRE SOLD OUT
6:30PM               Amy Siskind "The List" Reading & Book Signing
7PM                    Poppy Champlin Comedy Show
8:15PM               KAREN WILLIAMS COMEDY SHOW - One show only!
8:30PM               Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy Show
9:30PM               Throwback Thursday Dance Party   
     

Friday, July 20, 2018
9AM                   Happiness HourImage-1-3

9:30-11AM         Women's Dune Tour    
11AM-3PM         GIRL SPLASH POOL PARTY
4PM                   OVER THE RAINBOW BINGO
6:30PM              CAPE COD CLAMBAKE ON THE BEACH SOLD OUT
6:30PM              Amy Hoffman "The Off Season" Reading & Book Signing
7PM                   Poppy Champlin Comedy Show
8:30PM              Suzanne Westenhoefer VIP Experience 
10PM                 PRIDE PARTY

Saturday, July 21, 2018
3-5PM               Provincetown Scavenger Hunt
5PM                  Happiness Hour Image-1-3
6-9:30PM          Sunset Dune Tour  
7PM                  SUNSET CHAMPAGNE SCHOONER SAIL SOLD OUT
8:30PM             Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy Show
9:30PM             THE WHITE PARTY

Sunday, July 22, 2018
8:30PM             Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy Show

Girl Splash Recurring Performers
8:30PM             Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy Show (Tuesday - Sunday)
7PM                  Poppy Champlin (Weds, Thurs, Fri.) 

Tuesday, JULY 17

Vickie Shaw

VICKIE SHAW COMEDY SHOW

5:30PM

Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy.  Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash.  Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.

Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP  Get Tickets 
                                                       Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

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Suede - One Night Only 

8PM

Fresh from headlining with Melissa Etheridge and Sarah McLachlan on Melissa's cruise, she was also Joan Rivers' opening act. Come see why! One night only! 

Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial St. Get tickets. 

 

 

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SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER VIP EXPERIENCE 

8:30 PM 

No one ever accused Suzanne of being subtle, not the shuttle driver who took her to the airport, the woman she was in line with at the grocery store yesterday and certainly not her audiences. Subtle, she is not.

After 25 years of groundbreaking and brutally honest comedy, she’s not about to start pulling punches now. Suzanne tells the truth. The truth is life is funny, especially when it’s fermented in Suzanne’s mind. 

She was the first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO Special and the first openly lesbian comedian on “Late Night with David Letterman.” A true trailblazer with her out, open, no-holds-barred comedy.

VIP Experience includes show and exclusive talkback after the show. 
Tickets: $25 General Admission/  $45 VIP  Get VIP Tickets 

Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street 

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1920's Speakeasy with Zoe Lewis and the Bootleggers 

8:30PM

Come back in time with us to the golden age of the flapper! Prohibition era jazz, saucy sailors, belly dancers, soft shoe shufflers, clarinets and drums, feathers, debonaire gents, swoonable songs and the Gorgeous Cigarette Girl and her coconuts! It's the bee's knees!  Let's get spiflicated!

Pilgrim House Showroom, 336 Commercial St. Get tickets

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Julie Wheeler - One Night Only 

9PM

TimeOut NY claims “..Wheeler gives you a lot to like..” and they’re right! This fast-paced show takes comedic aim at current events and is anchored by Wheeler’s amazing musical talents. Known for her sultry voice and quirky comedy, this show has it all! Come see why Curve calls Julie “..the total package..”!

Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial St. Get tickets. 

                                        

WelcomeWELCOME PARTY

9 PM

Vacations are always better when you share it with friends. Join us at the Welcome Party and meet the other women here for Girl Splash. Bring your friends and make new ones. Enjoy a classic summer evening party on the deck looking out over Provincetown Harbor.

The Pied, 193 Commercial Street • Free 

 

 

Wednesday, July 18

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 ALL-WOMEN'S DUNE TOUR

9:30-11AM

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes. We're chartering SUVs just for us girls. Join the fun and don’t forget your camera.

Art's Dune Tour, 4 Standish Street   
Tickets: $49   

 

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SOLOS BRUNCH

11AM

Flying solo at Girl Splash? Want to make new friends? Looking? Or just looking to connect with other women. Let's do brunch. Gather at Bayside Betsy's to meet other women and find some gals to pal around with.  

Bayside Batsy's, 177 Commercial Street   
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Bay lady WOMEN'S SCHOONER SAIL 

3-5PM

What could be better than to sail around Provincetown Harbor with a boat full of women. We can't imagine … so join us for an amazing sail on the Bay Lady. Get your tickets now; this event sold out last year. 

Bay Lady, MacMillian Pier     
Tickets: $55                                         

 

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HAPPINESS HOUR 

4:30PM

Enjoy a quick splash of Girl Splash. If you're on the go and want a low commitment opportunity to mix and mingle, join us for happiness hour.  A great way to meet friends new and old, no Dj, or dancing, just a sunny deck that looks out onto Provincetown Harbor. 

No Cover 
Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street 

 

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VICKIE SHAW

5:30PM

Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy.  Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash.  Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.

Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP  
                                                      Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

 

GIRL SPLASH IDOL

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8:15PM
Our panel of hilarious Celesbian judges make GIRL SPLASH 
IDOL one of the best events of the year!  Come perform or just come to watch the show. Here’s your shot at stardom and a cash prize, or just a night of mega fun! Arrive 1 hour early if you’d like to perfo

PLEASE NOTE: Standard Karaoke music is available. If you have a special song you'd like to sing, please bring along the music. If you have any questions, please call (508) 246-2082

Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP   
Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street.  

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9:30PM

One of the most popular annual events of Girl Splash. Come party with your favorite Girl Splash celebrities including Suzanne Westenhoefer, Vickie Shaw, Karen Williams, Poppy Champlin, Zoe Lewis, and Julie Wheeler, 

 Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street      

 

  

Thursday, July 19

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ALL-WOMAN WHALE WATCH 

11:30AM - Dolphin Fleet, MacMillian Pier

Join us for one of THE most spectacular experiences nature has to offer aboard a chartered whale boat of just women. Whether you're looking to experience one of the wonders of the world, get in touch with nature, be out on the water, or just be on a boat full of women, this is the place to be. 

Comedians Vickie Shaw and Poppy Champlin are aboard as honorary            Captains! Don't miss this three hour "all woman's vacation cruise." 

Treat yourself to our VIP Whale Watch Experience. VIPs have exclusive use of the bow of the boat seating and front pulpit.  Easily see whales on both sides of the boat. Follow whales easily as they travel from one side to the other. Whales may travel directly below the pulpit. "Totally worth the money."

 Tickets $55 General Admission / $110 VIP Reserved Section  
TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE DOCK. COME TO MACMILLAN PIER AT 11AM

 

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HAPPINESS HOUR 

4:30PM

Enjoy a quick splash of Girl Splash. If you're on the go and want a low commitment opportunity to mix and mingle, join us for happiness hour.  A great way to meet friends new and old, no DJ, dancing is optional, just a cool drink with other women. 

No Cover 
Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

 

Vickie-Shaw-sq.jpgVICKIE SHAW COMEDY SHOW  

5:30PM

See listing for Tuesday July 17. 

Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street  
  

Tickets available at The Crown & Anchor Box Office

 

 

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DUNE TOUR & SUNSET BEACH FIRE 

6-9:30PM SOLD OUT

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a bonfire fire on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera.

Art's Dune Tour, 4 Standish Street    Tickets: $95  

 

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AMY SISKIND "THE LIST" 
Author Reading & Book Signing

6:30pm
Come see what Samantha Bee and Robert Reich are raving about. Under the headline “Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you, so you’ll remember” Siskind’s “Weekly List” began as a project she shared with friends, but it soon went viral, and now has more than half a million viewers and upwards of one hundred entries each week.The List examines the damage to our Democracy and tools to fight back. More Information     East End Books, 389 Commercial Street 

 

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KAREN WILLIAMS COMEDY SHOW 

8:15pm

Curve Magazine calls Karen Williams "...a laugh riot!" She is ferociously funny, with perfect pace, timing, and structure. Karen Williams is one of today's hottest comedy stars --  delighting audiences from San Francisco to Sydney. ! Karen is known for her quick repartee, insightful commentary, audience rapport, and sheer likeability! Get Tickets

Tickets: $25 General Admission /$35 VIP   
 
Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street. 

 

                                  GIRL BLAST: RETRO NIGHT DANCE PARTY 

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9:30pm

Come dance with our favorite DJ, who will be playing old school jams. Bust out your retro outfits or relaxed summer styles. We're reaching back and playing all of your favorite dance tunes.

Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street 

 

 

FRIDAY, JULY 20

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HAPPINESS HOUR 

9AM

Enjoy a quick splash of Girl Splash. If you're on the go and want a low commitment opportunity to mix and mingle, join us for happiness hour.  A great way to meet friends new and old. Enjoy delicious coffee and pastries from our favorite bakery. 

No Cover 
Connies Bakery, 205 Commercial Street 

 

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 ALL-WOMEN'S DUNE TOUR

9:30-11AM 

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes. We're chartering SUVs just for us girls. Join the fun and don’t forget your camera.

Tickets: $49  

 

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GIRL SPLASH POOL PARTY 

10:30-2:30PM  

 When's the last time you were in a pool of only women? Maybe never? Now’s your chance! The Party will be filled with non-stop heat and fun including a Dance Party, Guest DJs, Beach Volleyball, Olivia Pool Games, raffles, prizes, and giveaways! Mimi Gonzalez wouldn’t miss it, and who knows, we may even find her judging an Oil-Wrestling Contest! Our sexy DJs help set the mood with a non-stop selection of your favorite vibes. Stunning water views, poolside bar, and lots of fabulous women make the party a weekend must! GET WET! 

Poolside at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street
                                                      Tickets: $20  
  

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4pm 

Laugh and Dab your way to fabulous prizes!  Join us for the first ever Over The Rainbow Bingo! 

Tickets: $25   Get Tickets
The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street  

 

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6:30PM  SOLD OUT

A good old-fashioned Cape Cod Clambake on the beach and bonfire. A beach-casual, fun, and picturesque Clam Bake on the beach with Choice of 1 1/4lb Lobster, 8oz Strip Steak, or Char-Broiled Chicken entrée, each served with Homemade Clam Chowder with Oyster Crackers, Creamy Cole Slaw, Herb Roasted New Potatoes, Corn on the Cob, Jalapeno Corn Bread with Honey Butter and Watermelon & Brownies for dessert, plus Beer & Wine and Assorted Soda & Bottled Water included.

As the sun sets over the water, we'll light a roaring bonfire and finish the evening under the stars. The most popular event of last year’s Girl Splash. Don't miss it! 
Tickets: $75 
Herring Cove Beach, Taxis available from Girl Splash HQ on Commercial St. 

 

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Reading & Book Signing

6:30PM

A writer, editor, and community activist, Amy Hoffman is the author of the new novel, set in Provincetown. The Off Season. "When artist Nora and her girlfriend Janelle move from Brooklyn to Provincetown, MA, it seems like a good idea and both are eager to make a major change to a slower lifestyle. But their lives are quickly complicated by the attractions of a feisty and seductive new acquaintance."  More Information

East End Books, 389 Commercial Street 

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SUZANNE WESTENHOEFER VIP EXPERIENCE 

8:30 PM 

No one ever accused Suzanne of being subtle, not the shuttle driver who took her to the airport, the woman she was in line with at the grocery store yesterday and certainly not her audiences. Subtle, she is not.

After 25 years of groundbreaking and brutally honest comedy, she’s not about to start pulling punches now. Suzanne tells the truth. The truth is life is funny, especially when it’s fermented in Suzanne’s mind. 

She was the first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO Special and the first openly lesbian comedian on “Late Night with David Letterman.” A true trailblazer with her out, open, no-holds-barred comedy.

VIP Experience includes show and exclusive talkback after the show. 
Tickets: $25 General Admission/  $45 VIP  Get VIP Tickets 

Post Office Cabaret, 303 Commercial Street 

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PRIDE PARTY 

10PM 

What better way to show your pride than with a dance party in Provincetown, the gayest zip code on the planet. Show off your LGBTQ pride and dance dance dance! Featuring Olivia Travel's DJ Rockaway!   

Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street. 

 

SATURDAY, JULY 21

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3-5 PM

Do you think you really KNOW Ptown? Do you love the Amazing Race? Join with friends, old and new, on a fun and fabulous trip through Provincetown. Drink, eat, and take pictures at Ptowns famous bars, restaurants, and landmarks. This race will keep you moving, thinking, and laughing all the way down Commercial Street. 

Women compete in groups of 5 to 7. Come solo or as a team! Each team chooses a captain and a recorder.
$20 per person in advance; $25 at the door /$100 for a team of up to 7 people. Don't miss this fun event, buy tickets early. Get Tickets

                                                      Starts at the Harbor Lounge, 359 Commercial Street.

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HAPPINESS HOUR 

5PM

Enjoy a quick splash of Girl Splash. If you're on the go and want a low commitment opportunity to mix and mingle, join us for happiness hour.  A great way to meet friends new and old, no DJ, dancing is optional, just a cool drink with other women on a sunny deck that looks out onto Provincetown Harbor. 

No Cover 
Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street 


Girl Splash Dune tour SUNSET DUNE TOUR  

6-9:30PM 

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravanof 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a adult beverages and snacks on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera.

$95 Get Tickets 
                                                        Art's Dune Tours, 5 Standish Street 

 

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SUNSET CHAMPAGNE SCHOONER SAIL

7PM SOLD OUT

What could be better than to sail off into the sunset with a boat full of women sipping champagne. We can't imagine … so join us for an amazing sail on the Harbor.Get your tickets now; this event sold out very early last year.

Tickets $75   
Bay Lady, MacMillian Pier 

  

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THE WHITE PARTY

9:30PM
Girl Splash hits a climax with the biggest dance party of the weekend. The Girl Splash Stars invite you to join hundreds of women dressed in summer white, (or black if you just can’t do it.) Featuring Olivia Travel's DJ Rockaway! 
Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street • Tickets available at the door

GIRL SPLASH PERFORMERS  

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Post Office Cabaret 

No one ever accused Suzanne of being subtle, not the shuttle driver who took her to the airport, the woman she was in line with at the grocery store yesterday and certainly not her audiences. Subtle, she is not.

After 25 years of groundbreaking and brutally honest comedy, she’s not about to start pulling punches now. Suzanne tells the truth. The truth is life is funny, especially when it’s fermented in Suzanne’s mind.

She was the first openly lesbian comedian with an HBO Special and the first openly lesbian comedian on “Late Night with David Letterman.” A true trailblazer with her out, open, no-holds-barred comedy. Get Tickets

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in “POPPY'S POPPIN' N ROCKIN' COMEDY SHOW.”

Pilgrim House at the Sage Inn 

When Poppy Champlin takes the stage you will be entertained from the moment you see her, til she says goodnight. And what a good night you will have. If you want quality and quantity entertainment, Poppy delivers all the bang for the buck. Some of the things you can expect: Professional singing, insightful jokes, spot on impressions, precision birdcalls, off the cuff improv, and alotta Poppy style. From Showtime to HBO and Oprah, Poppy has a record of success that stands with the best of em. Get Tickets