2018 Girl Splash Schedule AT A GLANCE  

Everyday            
Suntime            L Beach at Herring Cove Beach
8:30PM             Suzanne Westenhoefer Comedy Show


Tuesday, July 17, 2018
5:30PM               Vickie Shaw Comedy Show
7PM                    Opening Night Party 
8:30PM               1920's Speakeasy with Zoe Lewis and the Bootleggers 

Wednesday, July 18, 2018
9:30-11AM          Women's Dune Tour

5:30PM               Vickie Shaw Comedy Show
8:15PM               Girl Splash "IDOL"    
9:30PM               Girl Blast Dance Party 

Thursday, July 19, 2018

11:30AM              All Women's Whale Watch  
4PM                    Roxanna Ward Show
5:30PM               Vickie Shaw Comedy Show - One show only!      
6-9:30PM            Sunset Dune Tour & Beach Bonfire
8:15PM               Jessica Kirson Comedy Show - One night only!
9:30PM               Throwback Thursday Dance Party         

Friday, July 20, 2018

9:30-11AM         Women's Dune Tour    
10:30-2:30PM    Pool Party 
5PM                   Lesbo Bingo
6:30PM              Cape Cod Clambake on the Beach 
10PM                 Wonder Women Party

Saturday, July 21, 2018
3-5PM               Provincetown Scavenger Hunt
6-8:30PM          Sunset Dune Tour  
7PM                  Sunset Champagne Schooner Sail  
9:30PM             The White Party

Tuesday, JULY 17

Vickie Shaw

VICKIE SHAW COMEDY SHOW

5:30PM

Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy.  Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash.  Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.


Tickets: $25/$35 
Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

OPENING NIGHT BEACH PARTY

7-9PM at the FARLAND/BATH HOUSE PAVILION AT HERRING COVE BEACH

FREE EVENT.  Cash bar; food available for purchase.
By car turn left at the ranger ticket booth.  You'll see the building on your right.

 

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1920's Speakeasy with Zoey Lewis and the Bootleggers  

8:30PM

Come back in time with us to the golden age of the flapper! Prohibition era jazz, saucy sailors, belly dancers, soft shoe shufflers, clarinets and drums, feathers, debonaire gents, swoonable songs and the Gorgeous Cigarette Girl and her coconuts! It's the bee's knees!  Let's get spiflicated!

Pilgrim House Showroom, 336 Commercial St. 

Wednesday, July 18

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 ALL-WOMEN'S DUNE TOUR

9:30-11AM

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes. We're chartering SUVs just for us girls. Join the fun and don’t forget your camera.

Art's Dune Tour, 4 Standish Street 

 

 

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VICKIE SHAW

5:30PM

Vickie Shaw returns to Ptown with her slow paced (she's southern), incredibly endearing, (she's southern), sharp, don't mess with her (she's southern!), comedy.  Vickie has performed in almost every State in the Union, sailed on innumerable Olivia cruises, and headlined in too many venues to list here. We’re thrilled to have her back for Girl Splash.  Your stomach muscles won’t be the same.

Tickets: $25/$35  Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street 

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GIRL SPLASH IDOL

6:30PM
Our panel of hilarious Celesbian judges make GIRL SPLASH 
IDOL one of the best events of the year!  Come perform or just come to watch the show. Here’s your shot at stardom and a cash prize, or just a night of mega fun! Arrive 1 hour early if you’d like to perform.

PLEASE NOTE: Standard Karaoke music is available. If you have a special song you'd like to sing, please bring along the music. If you have any questions, please call (508) 246-2082

Tickets: $25/$35, Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street.  

  

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GIRL BLAST DANCE PARTY: ALL REQUEST WEDNESDAY

9:30PM

DJ Jodi is on the mix with your favorite dance music. Your favorites by request. Do you have moves like Jagger? Can you do the Cupid shuffle? Don't fight the feeling, just come out and dance, dance, dance.  

 Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street 

 

  

Thursday, July 20

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ALL WOMENS WHALE WATCH

11:30AM - Dolphin Fleet, MacMillian Pier

Ever been up close and personal with a 50-foot, 40-ton whale? Once you have, it's an experience you’ll never forget. People come to Provincetown from all over the world to enjoy some of the best whale watching anywhere, here off the Coast of Cape Cod. Treat yourself to the awe-inspiring sights and sounds of humpback, right, and finback whales breaching and spouting through the deep blue Atlantic Ocean. Whether you're looking to experience one of the wonders of the world, get in touch with nature, be out on the water, or just be on a boat full of women, this is the place to be. 

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ROXANNA WARD SHOW  

4PM

Cabaret musician and comic Roxanna Ward wins audiences over with her warm personality and extraordinary talent. She combines brilliant comedy, a beautiful voice and musical ability to deliver compelling and heart-warming performances. Roxanna can do it all. She has worked with Dolly Parton, Laura Nyro, Bea Arthur and Kirk Douglas, among others. Come to the show for music, laughter and a heart-warming experience.

Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial St. 

 

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5:30PM

See listing for Tuesday July 17. 

Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street  
  

 

 

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DUNE TOUR & SUNSET BEACH FIRE 

6-9:30PM 

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravanof 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a bonfire fire on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera. 

Art's Dune Tours, 4 Standish Street 

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JESSICA KIRSON - ONE NIGHT ONLY 

8:15PM

Jessica Kirson is AMAZING. She's an INCREDIBLE stand-up comedian. 

One of the hallmarks of her act is turning her back on the audience and literally talking to herself on stage — hysterically neurotic conversations in which she expresses doubts about herself, her career, her relationships. She. kills. it. every. time!  

She's made many television appearances over the years, such as "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno," "The View" and "Last Comic Standing," among other shows. She was recently in the movie, The Comedian with Robert De Niro.  She was awarded "Best Female Comic" by the MAC association in New York City and accepted the Nightlife Award for "Best Stand-up Comedian" in New York City.  

 

Splash_-_Pied_.jpegTHROWBACK THURSDAY DANCE PARTY 

9:30pm

Come dance with our favorite DJ, who will be playing old school jams. Bust out your retro outfits or relaxed summer styles. We're reaching back and playing all of your favorite dance tunes. 

Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street 

 

 

FRIDAY, JULY 21

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 ALL-WOMEN'S DUNE TOUR

9:30-11AM 

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravan of 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes. We're chartering SUVs just for us girls. Join the fun and don’t forget your camera.

 

  

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GIRL SPLASH POOL PARTY 

10:30-2:30PM  

 When's the last time you were in a pool of only women? Maybe never? Now’s your chance! The Party will be filled with non-stop heat and fun including a Dance Party, Guest DJs, Beach Volleyball, Olivia Pool Games, raffles, prizes, and giveaways! Mimi Gonzalez wouldn’t miss it, and who knows, we may even find her judging an Oil-Wrestling Contest! Our sexy DJs help set the mood with a non-stop selection of your favorite vibes. Stunning water views, poolside bar, and lots of fabulous women make the party a weekend must! GET WET! 

Poolside at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street   

LESBO BINGO  

Cabaret at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street  
 
 

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CAPE COD CLAMBAKE ON THE BEACH

6:30PM

A good old-fashioned Cape Cod Clambake on the beach and bonfire. A beach-casual, fun, and picturesque Clam Bake on the beach with Choice of 1 1/4lb Lobster, 8oz Strip Steak, or Char-Broiled Chicken entrée, each served with Homemade Clam Chowder with Oyster Crackers, Creamy Cole Slaw, Herb Roasted New Potatoes, Corn on the Cob, Jalapeno Corn Bread with Honey Butter and Watermelon & Brownies for dessert, plus Beer & Wine and Assorted Soda & Bottled Water included.

As the sun sets over the water, we'll light a roaring bonfire and finish the evening under the stars. The most popular event of last year’s Girl Splash. Don't miss it!  

Herring Cove Beach, Taxis available from Girl Splash HQ on Commercial St. 

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WONDER WOMAN PARTY 

10PM 

Time to shine the spotlight on strong and powerful women. Whether your alter ego is Wonder Woman, Bat Girl, Thelma & Louise, or Sigourney Weaver, claim your secret identity and join our mighty tribe of super heroes to celebrate our power and dance.  We'll have some masks and golden tiaras on hand but bring your thigh-high boots if you have 'em.

Paramount at The Crown & Anchor, 247 Commercial Street. 

 

SATURDAY, JULY 22

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3-5PM • Begin at Harbor Lounge

Participants will be divided into teams of 5-7 people.  Come solo or put in a team!  Each team will choose a captain and a social media person.  You will be given a list of challenges.  These challenges will be given a point value.  These challenges, should you choose to accept all or some, will take you on a fun and fabulous trip through the streets of P-town. You will be challenged to drink, eat and take videos & pictures at P-towns famous bars, restaurants, landmarks and more..so charge those phones!

This event will keep you moving, thinking and laughing all the way from Harborside Hotel to the Boatslip, just in time for Tea!



Girl Splash Dune tour SUNSET DUNE TOUR  

6-8:30PM 

"The highlight of our vacation!" Get your seat now in the caravanof 4x4s that will take you on very rare opportunity to tour the spectacular Cape Cod National Seashore dunes, see the sunset over the ocean, and enjoy a adult beverages and snacks on the beach. Sounds like a movie, doesn’t it? This is an event created just for Girl Splash and is not otherwise available. Adult refreshments are included. Don’t forget your camera. 

Art's Dune Tours, 4 Standish Street 

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SUNSET SCHOONER SAIL

7PM 

What could be better than to sail off into the sunset with a boat full of women sipping champagne. We can't imagine … so join us for an amazing sail on the Harbor.Get your tickets now; this event sold out very early last year. 

Bay Lady, MacMillian Pier 

  

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THE WHITE PARTY

9:30PM
Girl Splash hits a climax with the biggest dance party of the weekend. The Girl Splash Stars invite you to join hundreds of women dressed in summer white, (or black if you just can’t do it.) 

Pied Bar, 193A Commercial Street   

GIRL SPLASH PERFORMERS 

 

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in “YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR PINK P@#SY HAT ON.”

Pilgrim House at the Sage Inn 



 

 

 

 

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Post Office Cabaret